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I am Elanor Tompkins, once one of countless orphans in Gotham.
Being an orphan doesn't mean I died, it means Dr. Leslie adopted me, so I got a home.
Leave Gotham, go to college, study, test, test, test, internship, test, test, test, study, internship, study, test, test.
You ask me why there are so many internships and exams?
Of course it's because like my mother, I studied medicine!
One day my mother recommended me to Mr. Wayne as a family doctor
Being a family doctor for the Wayne family is an easy and high-paying job. The income is no less than that of a plastic surgeon, and it is very easy.
I take back my words. High salary is real, ease is fake.
Someone tell me why the richest man in Gotham has more steel nails than bones in his body, and he can't play extreme sports like this!
Take a deep breath - look at the next one, Dick looks like his bones are broken all over, Jason looks like he died and came back to life, Tim has no spleen and his bones look broken, the same goes for 11-year-old Damian, Cassandra not only has bone and muscle problems, but also a speech impediment.
I need a psychiatrist.
The six members of the Wayne family couldn't piece together a complete bone.
Ha ha.
Ha.
I can't think of any explanation other than the fact that the Wayne family, the richest people in Gotham, are actually bat vigilantes that fly around at night.
Later, my mother said she wanted to tell me a secret.
I thought to myself, I know, I knew before I went to college that I was an abandoned baby adopted by my mother.
But my mother said that I was a child who grew up in her heart, not an abandoned baby.
I'm very touched.
Then my mom said, Mr. Wayne is a bat.
Ah?
Bat?
Mom nodded seriously.
It's over – my mother has Alzheimer's disease!
I was devastated and took Leslie for a full physical exam.
A month later, my mother said again that Mr. Wayne was a bird or a robin.
I asked my mother to do an electroencephalogram, and then I found a classmate from my own school.
I will definitely cure you, mom.
I, Dr. Elano Tompkins, hereby swear that I will spend my entire life curing the cognitive impairment of my mother, Dr. Leslie.
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Reading tips:
1. The author is not a medical student. All medical knowledge comes from British and American medical dramas. There will be guest appearances by characters from American dramas. Please do not substitute them into reality.
2. Daily funny articles without CP and few plot lines
——Advance payment——
After once again helping the old woman in the village clean the bronze statue of the brave, Frilian received "magic to help others" and "magic to translate languages" as reward.
"The magic of helping others" is said to guide magicians to find people in need of help, so Frilian was dragged by the staff across the sea - across the mountains - across the universe -
"It's so dark! So scary!"
Why is it so dark like inside a Mimic?
Why hasn't anyone pulled themselves out yet?
It looks like the only option is to blow up the Mimics——
A certain white-haired elf opened his eyes and was about to cast a spell, when he suddenly found a group of tall and handsome elves in front of him! They actually live in a big and luxurious house than in the royal capital! When did the Elf Village become like this!
Elf Village... Shouldn't it be a village?
Fufu tried to communicate: "Has the Elf Village been rebuilt?"
Loading voice package - loading failed -
I have no idea what these tall fellows are saying.
Fulian tried to communicate in ancient Elvish language: "Has the Elf Village been rebuilt?"
The second loading of the voice package failed!
I still don't understand what they are saying at all, but they seem to be talking about "Noldor" and "Sindar" and so on, and "Sindar" appears many times.
Yes, didn't the old lady also give me the "magic of translation" as a reward?
Fulilian: =v=
Now I can finally understand what they are saying.
Frillian: Is this the rebuilt elf village?
Elrond: A village?
Where is Imladris?
How can elves be associated with the word "village"?
Frilian: In my impression, the Elf Village has been massacred by demons... It's great to have it rebuilt like this now.
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You are Elrond, and you established the "Last Home". Now, an elf who seems to come from the future says that the last home you built is a village, and that the village was finally slaughtered by dark creatures. Please choose your mood.
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This article is also called "While fighting Sauron in Middle-earth, I recall fighting the Demon King's deceased husband"
Just like the original book cueing Simmel in every chapter, Simmel's memories will appear in every chapter.
Concept: Love is the greatest magic
