Qi Ji is a poor social animal, exhausted every day thinking about how to survive another day. But when he woke up one day, he desperately found himself in the entrance examination room for the senior year of high school.
I was surrounded by classmates whose names I could no longer remember, and in front of me were math papers that I couldn't understand at all. His high school crush was sitting to his left, but at this time Qi Ji was completely in no mood to admire the young boy.
He broke into a cold sweat and tried hard to read the topic in front of him:
1. If the function y=f(x) is an even function, then...
What is the even function?
Qi Ji's eyes darkened and he started to pinch people.
Oh my God! He transferred from science to literature at university! !
You might as well just let me die! !
But a system suddenly appeared in front of me:
[It is detected that the host has a strong desire to die! You are going to die anyway, so don't waste it, why not join our super exciting real-life adventure game! 100% Experience the feeling of heart dokidoki!
As long as you pass, any wish can come true! If you fail, you will just go back to your failed life!
——
After a period of silence, Qi Ji chose to admit defeat.
Because he can die, but he can't let his monthly exam drop from 650 to 250! What is the difference between losing 400 points and dying? !
From then on, Qi Ji began to live a life of Abandon in the morning and Suicide in the evening.
What a hearty School & Me!
——The copy was written on June 3, 2023. It is the author's frequent nightmare. Let us feel this fear together, hahaha!
Intention: Always stay optimistic about everything. If you can't be optimistic, then stop talking.
