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Copywriting 1
After Sun Yanjun dumped her boyfriend, she was struck by lightning and ended up wearing a cow cat at every turn. Fortunately, she survived and was bumped into by her ex-boyfriend.
Ex-boyfriend (ecstatic): Kitten? Slow hands.
Copywriting 2
Zhou Yanqing was worried about his kitten, not only to prevent bad people from bullying her, but also to prevent male cats from going into heat and pursuing her. He neutered all the cats he met, turning into a terrifying bastard in the cat world.
But the kitten desperately tried to tear down the house, tortured him to let him go, and even secretly sent a mouse to his pillow while he was sleeping.
When he woke up and saw a dead mouse, the first step was to catch her, the second was to disinfect, and the third was to post: What does it mean when a kitten sends me a mouse?
Netizen responded enthusiastically: The kitten doesn't know that you don't eat mice, but the kitten loves you.
Zhou Yanqing: Just like my girlfriend, although a little difficult to understand, she is really cute.
Netizen: Who asked you?
Purpose: Happy every day