People who love to laugh will not be too unlucky, because people who are unlucky cannot laugh at all.
And Li Yan is one of the best. After experiencing a series of unlucky events such as drinking cold water with his teeth stuffed in his teeth, drinking milk without a straw, buying cans without ring tabs, and eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, he traveled through time and became the prince of Dayu.
Advantages: Noble birth, only child, one person is inferior to ten thousand people, and only one person can inherit the throne.
Disadvantages: Cons of money.
By the way, I was also bound to a scam called the 520 True Love System, which euphemistically says: As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will be more peaceful.
Li Yan: "Then I'll designate you as my true love system, you're welcome."
System:......
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A simple person like Li Yan only thought the system was a scam, but did not expect it to be a huge meteorite crater.
One day, the system pointed at his childhood enemy and said, "Has the host seen that cold and beautiful man? You only need to conquer him and you will get a free humanoid document processor immediately."
Li Yan: "Just him, even dogs can't defeat him."
System: "Host, he has money and you have feelings, you two should swap..."
Li Yan: "It's just Su Yun's voice. How difficult is it? It takes only a matter of minutes to capture him!"
System:......
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Su Yunsheng has known since he was a child that he and Li Yan were the first couple in the Great Yu Dynasty. But the fact that Li Yan has regarded him as his sworn enemy since he can remember is not good for him.
To this end, he launched a plan to catch the prince that lasted for more than ten years.
First, say to 520: "Unbind me, bind him, and then let him attack me."
System faced the sight of death, quickly untied him, and threw himself into Li Yan's arms.
Secondly, he said to the old man: "You will kick me out tomorrow, and I will find a way to stay with the prince."
Old man Su was puzzled, but he still did it.
Then, he said to his best friend: "The prince is on the courtyard wall. Don't block me and show your perfect left cheek to seduce him."
My best friend had a heart attack and pinched him, secretly scolding him for his scheming, what a green tea!
Finally, he said to Li Yan: "Your Majesty, why don't you cry louder?"
Li Yan: "Su Yunsheng, how dare you do this to me, I am the emperor!"
"Then, I will send you a few more boxes of gold tomorrow to fill your little coffers."
"..."
It's so abstract that I don't know what the world is, but I'm just an unlucky person
Purpose: A positive attitude is the cornerstone of success
