——The coolness of the sky and the earth, the arrogance and attack VS the open-mindedness and love of the sand sculpture, the inner complaints and feelings——
As a conscientious social worker, the most deviant thing Jian You has ever done is to read boss novels while fishing at work.
He picked up a novel about a cannon-fodder male protagonist with the same name as himself. He clicked on it and found that Jian You was really annoying. The male protagonist chased him and stirred up trouble. When the male protagonist went abroad, he spread rumors. When the male protagonist proposed, he jumped off a building.
Even when the male and female protagonists got married, he had to stand in the way of the male protagonist and disturb the wedding scene. In the end, the male protagonist couldn't bear it and threw him into the sea to feed the fish.
Jian You was so angry at the second male lead's actions.
"It's better for me to act!"
Facts have proved that there really is a way to follow one's words in this world.
Jian You was lying on the big bed of unknown square meters in the novel, just wanting Bang Bang to punch him twice.
As the chosen son of the system, he naturally could not escape the interactive plot between the male and female protagonists. While scolding the male protagonist in his mind, he followed the plot diligently. When he saw the male protagonist's increasingly strange behavior, he thought to himself——
No!
Why did you bring me here to the secret base where the male protagonist in the novel specializes in making love with the female protagonist?
I said, "I can only have you on the back seat of my bicycle." Why am I still there now?
You two agreed to take me with you for the rest of your lives?
Why did the male protagonist's biological mother produce a bank card to ask me to leave her son?
No, why do you call me sister-in-law? Your sister-in-law is watching from the side! Wait a minute, sister-in-law, why are you applauding!
Master, don't come over here! I'm not the heroine!
Under Jian You's horrified gaze, the system rang in his mind:
[A system binding error for the heartthrob heroine has been detected and will be optimized soon. Some of the pre-optimization bugs include but are not limited to OOC fixes for supporting characters' characters, delays in the villain's death process, and the withdrawal of the male protagonist's golden finger mind-reading ability.
"So the heroine's identity was bound to me and she also gave the hero a golden finger to read his mind?"
Yes.
"No wonder... No, wait a minute? The male protagonist can read minds?!"
Intention: to save and be saved
