Getting on the Wrong Sedan Chair to Marry the Right Wife (Female Honorable Lady)

💚The notoriously aloof and mysophobic heroine × the good-for-nothing male protagonist who loves studying smelly food 💚Please focus on the plot and CP itself, do not discuss irrelevant topics, thank you 💚Full order only costs 1.14 Yuan, thank you for your support🥰 ---------------🐾The following is the copy of this article🐾-------------- Su Xiaotang was a concubine of the household minister. He had been climbing trees to hunt birds and going down rivers to catch fish since he was a child. He was like a monkey. His father-in-law, who was in charge of the school, couldn't catch him even after his old legs were gone. He was so angry that he turned around and reported it to the head of the Su family. When the master's father saw that he was taller than a boy, he immediately punished him by depriving him of dinner. Su Xiaotang was so hungry that stars appeared in his eyes and he no longer had the energy to tinker with his gadgets. His brother-in-law had been born with skin as white as snow and weak willows supporting the wind since he was a child. He wore jingle bells everywhere he went and was fragrant. He spoke slowly and softly, was generous and decent in his dealings, and was familiar with "Men's Commandments" and "Men's Training". He was a model for a noble man in the capital. Such a comparison is even more tragic, and Su Xiaotang becomes even less popular with her mother. But he didn't care, and still focused on his pile of scrap metal, happily imagining that if his mother and father-in-law finally had enough of him and kicked him out of the house, he could open a family food stall with the savings he saved through frugality. Wouldn't it be wonderful? Unexpectedly, God failed to fulfill his wish, and an imperial edict was sent to the Su family, pointing out his direct brother to the emperor's second son, King Rui, who was known as the "cold-faced Yama". It was rumored that she was a murderer without batting an eyelid, and suffered from extremely severe mysophobia. She had to bathe four or five times a day, and she once kicked a dancer away who was trying to throw herself into her arms because the powder on his face soiled her sleeves. How could the delicate and expensive Su Yiyi endure such torture? She immediately cried and quarreled with her mother and father, unwilling to marry Prince Rui. So Su Xiaotang served as a substitute groom, was dressed up by Haosheng and stuffed into the sedan chair. The tent was warmed by red candles, and the clouds and rain were over. King Rui took pity on him for not eating a grain of rice during the day, and ordered people to pass on the meal, but there was no delicacy. Instead, there was a bowl of lumpy stuff, which was black and hot. It tasted like swill and had an unpleasant smell. Yuan Mingjin frowned: "What is this?" Su Xiaotang blinked in her arms: "Stinky tofu, I specially taught the chef to make it. Your Highness, please try it. It's delicious." Yuan Mingjin: "..." Is it still too late for her to return the goods? ⚠️Instructions before visiting: 1️⃣1V1HE, the female protagonist is not a male virgin, the female protagonist is a prince, it is normal to have an intercourse with a servant, right? 2️⃣Normal physiological structure, non-GB, no childbirth 3️⃣The title is inspired by the TV series "Go to the Wrong Sedan to Marry the Right Man", and deliberately swapped the positions of "Shang" and "Wrong" 4️⃣Communicate in a friendly manner, be civilized to us and others, and reject all unfriendly behaviors, such as writing guidance, personal attacks, and making assumptions about the plot just by reading the text. Respect is mutual, thank you 📝The copy was written on August 25, 2025 and has been archived. ---------------------------------------------------- ❤️‍🔥Pre-receipt of "The Immortal is So Cute (Female)" ❤️‍🔥The incomprehensible and charming female protagonist × the cruel and cruel male protagonist As a junior member of Wanjian Sect, Wei Shengyi has been very troubled recently. The reason is not her—— In the past, the senior brothers who used to dance after hearing the chicken dance and practice swordplay without sleep or food suddenly changed their temper one by one. They started not to go out or take a step forward, and they started to put on makeup, red and green clothes, and muttered something like "cute, cute..." As if they were possessed by evil spirits. The senior sisters are mostly busy with internal affairs within the sect. If this continues, no one will play with her. After many inquiries, Wei Shengyi learned that the popular figure around the Tian family, the current Prime Minister Shen, had recently married His Majesty's favorite little prince. The two of them were consummated. The prince had been in love for many years, and his wish was over. He was so happy that he wrote an immortal masterpiece that was popular all over the country based on the couple's love affairs. "The Domineering Prime Minister Loves Hardly: Where can the lovely husband escape?" The wind direction of Congdu is the wind direction of the entire Tianyuan. For a time, all the men in Tianyuan were studying what is "cute", why is it "cute", and how to be "cute". What exactly is this "cute" thing? Is it that important? Can the senior brothers put aside the sword that they have always regarded as their wives and never leave their side? He started to hold a sword at the age of three, and now he is obsessed with concealed weapon mechanisms. The cultivator Wei Shengyi is puzzled at all times. She went to find her senior brothers—— He usually chants mantras so vigorously, but when asked, he hesitates and cannot explain why; She went to find her senior sisters—— Everyone looked helpless when they heard "cute", and without exception asked her to put her mind on the right path. Women are extremely talented in swordsmanship, but don't waste your time imitating men who spend all their time thinking about things that they don't have. As long as the sword is well practiced, there is no need for a lovely husband. But she really wants to understand what is going on! Hearing that the young boy of the Sun family, the richest man in the city, was famous for his cuteness, Wei Shengyi went to take a look. …… Su Jue was the son of the lord of Shenzhou City and a wandering doctor. He had been bullied in the house since he was a child, and it would be better if he grew older. But he was born with red hair and blue eyes, so he was still regarded as a monster. He was confined by his mother every day and was not allowed to go out. He raised his head and looked at the towering Xifu Begonia tree in the courtyard. His eyes carefully traced the branches extending outward, imagining the scenery on the other side of the high wall, like this every day. Until one very ordinary noon, something unusual appeared on the tree. …… Su Jue originally thought that he was just taking advantage of the microscientist's soft-heartedness and used her as a springboard to escape from the marriage and Su Mansion. But why, when he saw her raising her head to rub her senior brother's palm, seeing her arguing with her bamboo horse, seeing her walking side by side with her mortal enemy, seeing her saving the real Young Master Sun from the wave of monsters... He couldn't help but feel jealous and hateful, wishing he could take his place. She is his wife, how can anyone else stand beside her? Hearing that she fell off a cliff during a battle with the demons and that there was no news, he was shocked and stumbled after her—— He doesn't want any freedom. Now that he is married to her, he will accompany her to make a fortune even if she goes to hell. ---------------------------------------------------- Mission: Healthy life, positive attitude!