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  1. The Sword Ancestor of the Heavens PainterEastern Fantasy174k Wordsongoing The roads are intertwined, and the sword dominates! The road to battle is a road of life and death! Compete with the geniuses and fight against foreigners! Across the four seas, sweep away all wastes! Practice swordsmanship and forge eternal Taoism! Hold a sword and slay demons and gods! Understand the sword and learn the true meaning of sword! Hold the sword and control the heavens and the world! Everything lies in the Sword Ancestor of the Heavens. . . —Reads—Score—Shelves
  2. Celebrity Development Story Pain Is NothingUrban299k Wordscompleted Bosom friend can be a general term, regardless of the same sex or the opposite sex. However, a woman's blue-faced confidant is ambiguous. It is said to be pure, but in fact it is definitely not so pure that there is no physical contact at all. It can be someone who hasn't had sex, but it definitely can't be someone who hasn't touched their fingers. Because of the initial physical contact, warm emotions will arise between two people. Even if they have never met, they must tell each other's storie —Reads—Score—Shelves
  3. Rebirth at the End of the World: the Scumbag's Family Begs Me for Forgiveness Wind Chime Painting TimeSci-Fi & Apocalypse242k Wordsongoing The start is a blast! The heroine Wen Ran was pushed into the abyss by the scumbag family and was reborn 100 days before the end of the world. She decisively got rid of the vampire family, relied on the professional skills of a supply chain expert, hoarded tens of billions of supplies, and built a top-notch safe house! When the extreme cold came and the whole world howled in the ice and snow, she ate hot pot and watched the drama in the safe house. And the scumbag family was kneeling outside the —Reads—Score—Shelves
  4. Three Things About the Female and Male Supporters of Time Travel in the End of the World A Childhood PaintingSci-Fi & Apocalypse357k Wordsongoing Time travel, time travel to a female supporting character, a female supporting character who saves the male protagonist but is killed by the male protagonist. After saving a male supporting character who was destroying the whole world and developing feelings for each other, it was a relatively slow-moving one. So the male partner is with the female partner? —Reads—Score—Shelves
  5. I Don't Want to Change History Either. Floating Life Is Like a Dream and a PaintingHistorical43k Wordsongoing New works are released. Welcome to Tomato Novel to read my works. I hope you all like them. Your attention is the motivation for my writing. I will try my best to tell every story! —Reads—Score—Shelves
  6. The Wind of Wangyou Valley Rises in Chang'an Youth Pain Love FishHistorical227k Wordscompleted This is an imaginary historical story about "letting go" and "rebirth". It takes the "Forgetting Valley", a secret place outside Chang'an City, as the stage, connecting the grievances and redemption of three generations. —Reads—Score—Shelves
  7. The Dream of Rebirth in the Apocalypse, Remembering Without Regrets Painting One Life and Two Qing DynastiesModern Romance285k Wordsongoing Ouyang Jing died at the end of the world. I am glad that I died beside my lover. If there is an afterlife, if I can start over again, I will be by your side early and protect you. I will never let go of your hand in the next life. Duan Simiao died before Ouyang Jing arrived. While her soul was wandering, she heard Ouyang Jing's affectionate words and realized that there was someone who loved her so deeply, but it was too late. Duan Simiao stared at the person holding him and crying, Jing Jing, i —Reads—Score—Shelves
  8. Ambiguous and Innocent Painting in the PoolUrban153k Wordscompleted Wang Qi faced the disappearance of his father and the provocation from his rivals in the industry alone. He, who had always lived a smooth life, felt an unprecedented crisis. But Wang Qi, who is stubborn by nature, smart and courageous, just relied on the "resources and wealth" left by his father to solve all the difficulties one by one. … —Reads—Score—Shelves
  9. Time and Space Cast the Qin Dynasty: from Xianyang Palace to the Sea of ​​Stars Mr. Qin Who Likes Deer Antler PaintHistorical66k Wordsongoing "The graduate student from Sheniu takes Zulong through the door and exchanges coke outside the hot pot. It's not easy to be the football captain this time!" (Lin Tian opened the tree pattern on his left hand for double penetration, Ying Zheng angrily slashed the elevator mirror. The modern infrastructure madman entered the Qin Dynasty, and the throne of the ball leader relied on hot pot negotiations!) —Reads—Score—Shelves
  10. The Rise of the Storm Across the Qin Kingdom Beautiful Sand Paintings of Mountain Villages in Xiling ValleyHistorical25k Wordsongoing "The Storm of Traveling Through the Qin Kingdom" tells the story of the protagonist who accidentally traveled to the Qin Kingdom where King Qin Yingzheng was in power. In a small village outside Xianyang City, he faced a crisis of conscription by the Qin army as soon as he woke up. After escaping a disaster with his wit, he is determined to survive in troubled times with modern knowledge. In the complex situation of Qin, how will he stir up the storm and write his own legendary story. —Reads—Score—Shelves
  11. My System Connects All Realms Liu Ziwen Who Likes Portugal and SpainHistorical122k Wordsongoing New works are released. Welcome to Tomato Novel to read my works. I hope you all like them. Your attention is the motivation for my writing. I will try my best to tell every story! —Reads—Score—Shelves
  12. After Traveling Through Ancient Times, the Days of Lying Down and Making Money Have Come Painting LanqiuHistorical58k Wordsongoing A college student failed in his graduation recruitment and cheated on his girlfriend. A chance journey through ancient times. It turns out that no matter how beautiful a relationship is, it is just a pile of smoke in front of money. I am now sitting on a mountain of gold and silver. It's so fun to be hugged from one side to the other. —Reads—Score—Shelves
  13. Qin and Han Dynasties Orchid Pavilion's PaintingHistorical182k Wordscompleted "Shangshu": Gao Tao's arrows were Jue Mo, Yu Cheng Jue's merits, Emperor Shun Shen Shen. He wrote "Dayu", "Gaotao Mo" and "Yi Ji". It is said that if you look back at ancient times, Dayu said: "Wen Ming is spread all over the world, and it is only inherited from the emperor." Said: "After overcoming the difficulties, the ministers will overcome the difficulties and the ministers will respond. The government will be correct, and the people will be wise and virtuous." The emperor said: "Yu! If y —Reads—Score—Shelves
  14. I Was a Top Student in the Qin Dynasty Dark Painting WorldHistorical320k Wordsongoing "Don't fight, Overlord of Western Chu. You see, Yu Ji is my sister, and you are my brother-in-law. Wouldn't it be nice for us to fight for hegemony in the world together?" "Han Xin, where are you going? Your wife doesn't want you anymore? Isn't it fun to have my army under your command?" "Liu Bang, King of Han, why don't you just give up your struggle? I'll take all of Hanzhong. Why don't you eat hot pot and support yourself until you grow old?" Ziying looked at the heroes of the world and smile —Reads—Score—Shelves
  15. Da Qin: First Emperor, Your Da Qin Has Cancer Oriental Water PaintingHistorical220k Wordscompleted Li Xiu, a modern surgeon, traveled to the Qin Dynasty, became the imperial physician of the First Emperor, and awakened to the [pathological system of all things]. Ability to diagnose "diseases" of all things and see the ultimate "cause of death". Li Xiu looked at the Eternal Emperor in front of him, and a horrifying diagnostic report popped up on the system panel: [Diagnosis object: Great Qin Empire] [Symptoms: late stage heir structural necrosis, accompanied by malignant lesions of the central —Reads—Score—Shelves
  16. I Am the Way of Heaven, I Will Kill Bai Yueguang First at the Beginning Painting RestorerHistorical32k Wordsongoing When he opened his eyes, he became the first emperor who had just unified the six countries, Ying Zheng! But Zhao Che was not happy at all, because he had an insight into the secrets of heaven, saw the destined fate of the death of the Second Emperor of Qin, and saw the doomsday scene of the Xiongnu knocking on the pass, Zhao Gao's rule, and the resumption of the Six Kingdoms! Fusu, the eldest son of Bai Yueguang, who was touted as "benevolent and righteous" by Confucian scholars in the history —Reads—Score—Shelves
  17. After Traveling Through Time and Being a Dog-Licking CEO, I Stopped Licking Painting Fan Sad Wind GlassModern Romance170k Wordsongoing Lu Yan slipped into a book about intellectual abuse and became a top love-minded CEO with a net worth of hundreds of billions. In the book, he loved his wife Su Qingwan for four years, until his company was stolen, his parents died tragically, and finally she and Bai Yueguang teamed up to kill him. And Shen Xinghui, the only girl who truly loved him and died for his revenge, did not wait to see him until her death. That night, Su Qingwan was asking her "brother Chenfeng" for the company's core d —Reads—Score—Shelves
  18. The Little Taoist Nun from Xuanling Temple Tang Qianqian Who Loves PaintingAncient Romance20k Wordscompleted New works are released. Welcome to Tomato Novel to read my works. I hope you all like them. Your attention is the motivation for my writing. I will try my best to tell every story! —Reads—Score—Shelves
  19. Pirate: How Can I Become Stronger Without Money? The Pain Lasts Only a Moment140k Wordsongoing [Bounty] + [Easy], easy to make. The Age of Great Pirates was an era of separatism and plunder. There is the legendary One Piece in the front, and there are treasures buried by various pirates in the back. Logically speaking, there should be money everywhere, right? "Then why am I so poor?" Looking at the empty wallet in his hand, Robert Walpole fell into deep thought. —Reads—Score—Shelves
  20. Will Plot to Dance in Troubled Times Autumn Breeze Painting FanAncient Romance43k Wordsongoing The Great Yao Kingdom, baptized by the flames of war, was in chaos. The former general Zhao Lang fell from the top and formed a grass-roots team with various characters such as the market shopkeeper Guo Jiusi, the mysterious counselor Lin Yaoyao and the heroine Cheng Yuesheng. In the chaotic world where Xiao Ruoyu seizes power and becomes king, and all forces plot against each other, they jump back and forth between power and loyalty, temple and market, life and death and redemption. With open a —Reads—Score—Shelves
  21. Tenderness in Time Part 1 Rain Paints Fleeting YearsModern Romance131k Wordsongoing "Tenderness in Time" is a romance novel that depicts love, growth and self-discovery in modern urban life. Through the stories of the protagonists, this work shows the sweetness and bitterness of youth, the complexity of love, and the challenges and tribulations of growing up. —Reads—Score—Shelves
  22. Travel Through Time and Become a Wealthy Stepmother Brother Nie Tian Who Likes PaintingModern Romance253k Wordsongoing Lady? Why is this title so strange? Lin Xiao was full of doubts and was about to ask. Suddenly, a wave of memories that did not belong to her flooded into her mind. Her eyes widened in an instant, and she accepted an astonishing fact in disbelief - she had traveled through time and entered a novel about a wealthy family that she had stayed up late to read the night before, and her current identity was actually the stepmother of the wealthy male protagonist! The original owner's name is Su Wan, a —Reads—Score—Shelves
  23. My Life Story Crow PaintingUrban150k Wordsongoing "This is my real life. An ordinary person who came out of the countryside, burdened with illness and poverty, passed through the fragments of three loves, and stumbled to live today. I am not good at writing, but I want to record this life, write it for myself, and also write it to the person in the future who finally understands me and stays with me for the rest of my life." —Reads—Score—Shelves
  24. Hello, Come and Go Tea PainterModern Romance210k Wordscompleted I thought I was destined to be destined for three lifetimes, but it turned out that I was an enemy. I didn't hold back for six years. I gave up everything and went to live abroad for five years. Recently, I ran back from abroad because my best friend got married... —Reads—Score—Shelves
  25. No One Loves You More Than Him Word Heart PaintingUrban132k Wordsongoing On the day she married Lu Yanzhou, Jiang Wanwan knew that his heart was a frozen siege. She fulfilled her duties as a wife and never crossed the line, thinking that in this way she could keep her sad secret love until his "true love" who returned from China appeared. He handed the divorce agreement to her, his eyes full of emotions that she couldn't understand: Jiang Wanwan, have you had enough fun? She calmly signed, took off her wedding ring, and disappeared from his world. Until a world-famou —Reads—Score—Shelves
  26. Rules for Promotion from Slave to Crown Prince A Good Time for PaintingEastern Fantasy161k Wordsongoing This is a magical alien land. The male protagonist was originally a slave. Through his own efforts, he changed from a slave to a king. He also met a beautiful girl and found his long-lost parents. —Reads—Score—Shelves
  27. Secretly in Love with Yan Xiangnan Who Is in the Painting?Modern Romance158k Wordscompleted [Top Celebrities VS Entertainment Reporters] The Prodigal Son ReturnsThe Prodigal Son Chases His Wife at the CrematoriumSecret Love Comes True When she was a student, Chen Nanxu finally plucked up the courage and said, "Shu Yan, will you fall in love with an ordinary-looking girl?" "No." Shu Yanqing sneered. The moment Chen Nanxu fell in love with the prodigal Shu Yan, it was the beginning of her tragedy. Chen Nanxu thought she would forget Shu Yan, but fate played a trick on her and made her me —Reads—Score—Shelves
  28. The Love and Hate of Online Romance Yun Shu's PaintingUrban235k Wordscompleted This is a true story about a man who met a married woman on the Internet and was cheated of money and love by her, but finally chose to let go and start his life again. —Reads—Score—Shelves
  29. After Time Travel, I Tore Apart the Whole Family with My Hands Ice Painted FlowersAncient Romance146k Wordscompleted A modern female doctor traveled back in time to the body of an unlucky concubine in ancient times. She was almost drowned and poisoned to death by her aunt and aunt as soon as she woke up. After awakening, the heroine is no longer cowardly. She first slaps the bad guys in the Prime Minister's Palace to save her own life, and then is forced to marry the regent who is feared by everyone. After entering the palace, while dealing with the troublemakers in the backyard, they used medical skills to cu —Reads—Score—Shelves
  30. Enzyme and No Doubt Moli Painting FanModern Romance24k Wordsongoing Ji Yira's family comes from a mysterious female family, commonly known as the Dongnu clan. The country where the Dongnu clan lives is called the Dongnu country. When the college entrance examination was approaching, my mother told me that something happened to the host's family in Dongnv's country and that she would need to go back with him for one to two months. And having grown up in China since she was a child, she knows very little about her master's family or even the Eastern Women's Kingdo —Reads—Score—Shelves
  31. The Moon Shines on Nagato, the Emperor's Heart Is Only Favored Poetry and Painting Jiangshan Huiyue Mountain MansionAncient Romance48k Wordsongoing Shen Weiwan, the concubine of the Ministry of Personnel, was named Wanwan's concubine as soon as she entered the palace because her features and eyes resembled the childhood savior of Emperor Xiao Che. But in her eyes, this heavenly favor was like a sharp knife wrapped in honey - she saw clearly that Xiao Che's preference was just an obsession with "White Moonlight", and that imperial love was never a constant promise, but a choice after weighing the pros and cons. Xiao Che was thoughtful and —Reads—Score—Shelves
  32. The Young Master and His Wife Are on the Hot Search Again Talk About the Pain of BreathingModern Romance42k Wordsongoing Everyone in Beijing and the city knows that the young master of the Lu family, Lu Jingheng, is a person who truly stands in the clouds. With a powerful hand and a cold temperament, he is a being whose name cannot be easily mentioned. However, Su Wanxing accidentally bumped into his restricted area. During a drinking game, his understatement of "I'll protect this person" caused her, a transparent little star, to suddenly turn the gears of her destiny. Top-notch resources, anonymous gifts, escorts —Reads—Score—Shelves
  33. Peak Player: from Zero Krypton to Full-Server Myth Yaxin Painted Dreams123k Wordscompleted - Game name: "Star Age", an immersive virtual holographic game launched simultaneously around the world, integrating science fiction and fantasy elements. The map covers diverse scenes such as interstellar battlefields, ancient ruins, and mechanical cities. It has five basic professions: warrior, mage, assassin, priest, and craftsman. There are also hidden professions to be unlocked. - Protagonist: Lin Mo, who was a retired player from a professional e-sports team. He retired from the game due t —Reads—Score—Shelves
  34. Drug Dealer and Scalpel Lin Mo Loves PaintingModern Romance38k Wordsongoing The undercurrent of the medical empire, a scalpel cuts open the trillion-dollar black industry chain Genius surgeon Jiang Linxia's hand holding the scalpel had never shaken until that weird heart-lung transplant—unmarketed antibiotic capsules were buried in the patient's chest. The surveillance video showed that the shadowless lamp was artificially powered off for three seconds. What's even more frightening is that she discovered that the electrocardiogram on her adoptive father's death certific —Reads—Score—Shelves
  35. Bye, See Mr. Liang Hand-Painted WorldModern Romance134k Wordsongoing [Love and Marriage + Sweet Pets + Childhood Sweethearts] Many years later, we met again, happy friends who married first and then fell in love. No cruelty, no pain. Have you ever remembered one thing after many years and realized that it was love? Many years later, after they got married together at a class reunion, many interesting and boring things happened. A funny joke about using black magic to defeat black magic. We are all brothers, don't favor one over another! If you eat something sweet —Reads—Score—Shelves
  36. Gao Wu: Seize Power at the Beginning, I Am the Owner of the Shadow Tower Wine PainterEastern Fantasy129k Wordsongoing [No heroine + no system + power struggle + fast pace + strong family background + decisive killing] Traveling through the Tianwu Realm, the beginning is the young master of the Wen Family's Tianmai, a hidden family. But this position is not easy to sit in. Fengmai wants him dead, the royal family wants to take advantage of him, and the people in the Shadow Tower have ambiguous attitudes. Until he discovered that the ancient jade left by his mother could completely control others through his soul —Reads—Score—Shelves
  37. My War Beast Can Be Rented Out Liuliu PaintUrban223k Wordsongoing After traveling through time and becoming a high school student in Tokyo, Bai Yanhei just wants to live a stable life. Until that day, a rift in another world opened in front of him—— "Do you want to fight with me?" The little black beast issued a contract. After acquiring the War Beast System, he discovered a new path: Others spend their lives, but I live as a wage earner! While others are fighting life and death, he hands out "Knight Experience Cards" behind the scenes. When his enemies came f —Reads—Score—Shelves
  38. The World Left Behind by the Time Traveler Painful WeaklingHistorical505k Wordsongoing Time travel! Time travel! Wu Mo once thought he was the luckiest time traveler in the world. Because more than two hundred years ago, during the Chongzhen period at the end of the Ming Dynasty, a time traveler came to this world, and then of course the Ming Dynasty came back to life and violently attacked the world. Two hundred years later, Wu Mo came, and he became the "descendant" of the previous generation of time travellers. Although this seniority made Wu Mo sad, he was still quite satisfie —Reads—Score—Shelves
  39. The Supreme Little Farm Chef Painting Qing YanAncient Romance42k Wordsongoing She was originally a top chef in City L in the 21st century, and was called a beauty chef by the media. Her boyfriend was the chairman of the seven-star hotel where she worked. She had a car accident on the way home the night before her wedding. When she was dying, she actually saw that the person stepping out of the car was her fiancé... —Reads—Score—Shelves
  40. I Am a Magician in Dayin The Immortal in the Painting of Muxian TempleHistorical23k Wordsongoing New works are released. Welcome to Tomato Novel to read my works. I hope you all like them. Your attention is the motivation for my writing. I will try my best to tell every story! —Reads—Score—Shelves
  41. Traveling to the Northern Song Dynasty to Engage in Catering Small Paintings Born Towards the SunHistorical66k Wordsongoing In a famous historical and cultural city in China in the 2020s, "Wuweixuan" is a long-established restaurant that has been in operation for 60 years and is facing demolition and business crisis. In the Zhenghe period of Huizong (about 1115) in Bianjing, the back kitchen of the restaurant "Fengle Tower" was in the prosperous period depicted in "Along the River During the Qingming Festival", with undercurrents surging. —Reads—Score—Shelves
  42. Defeat the Song Dynasty Painting Dreams with a SwordHistorical236k Wordscompleted Jingkang's shame has not yet come to an end, and the Jin cavalry has gone south again. No one among the nobles and princes in the dynasty dared to speak of war. When a dynasty is accustomed to kneeling, no one can help it stand up. Except for one person. Chen Jin was born into a poor family and passed the third grade. However, on the day he was admitted to the imperial examination, he was demoted from Beijing and sent to Lin'an to be a small county magistrate. Everyone thought that this chess pi —Reads—Score—Shelves
  43. Pampered by a Wealthy Family: Mr. Gu Is Chasing His Wife, Please Line Up Xuan Mo Painting GirlModern Romance20k Wordsongoing [Peerless Sweet Pet] [Wives Chasing Burial Ground] [Boss] [Wealthy Family] [Stand-in] [Bai Yueguang] [Sweet Article] [Super Sweet] [Sweet Article] [Peerless Sweet Article] [Cold-faced Boss Her family forced her to get married, but little did she know that the marriage partner was her long-time crush. But he already had Bai Yueguang in his heart and hated her extremely. Friends shouted: Mr. Gu, please stop doing this and be careful about chasing your wife in mass graves. At first he was dismissiv —Reads—Score—Shelves
  44. How Did the Promised Substitute Become Bai Yueguang? Tuesday PaintingModern Romance86k Wordsongoing Cheng Tang went to Gu's house to show up for his friend. The show lasted for two hours and then left. Unexpectedly, Gu Heng came to the door three days later: Bai Yueguang returned to China and he needed a girlfriend to stop the gun for one year, and the conditions were arbitrary. Cheng Tang whipped out a self-drafted contract on the spot - the terms were stricter than his, and the liquidated damages were higher than his. Additional Article 7: Emotional investment was not within the scope of the —Reads—Score—Shelves
  45. The First Volume of the Record of Bending the Waist and Resisting the Killing Burning Ink to Paint Mountains and RiversAncient Romance45k Wordsongoing Contemporary rebirth anti-murder article + female awakening + book-traveling concept. This is a story about the "Anti-female League". Su Qingwan discovered that she was not a person in the real world, but an idiot heroine who had passed through a book that satirized otakus. In the original work, she was the male protagonist's cinnabar mole substitute, and was written to be stupid and vicious in order to set off the heroine's brilliance. But the moment Su Qingwan was kicked out of the house, she —Reads—Score—Shelves
  46. Mr. Lu, Your Bai Yueguang Substitute Has Run Away Again. Beibei Does Not PaintModern Romance51k Wordsongoing [Dark and paranoid male protagonist], [Revenge + hand-torn green tea refreshing article], [Substitute literature + micro-suspense romance] What is it like to travel through time and become Mr. Ba's top substitute, Bai Yueguang? Thank you for the invitation. I'm at Lu Zhai and just got off the luxury car. The benefits are so good that you can count on the money until they are soft. I wanted to keep my salary until the end, but gradually I realized... There was something wrong with this stand-in s —Reads—Score—Shelves
  47. After the Substitute Immortal Lord Resigned, the Divine Lord Went Crazy Orange Painted with Two CatsAncient Romance216k Wordsongoing In order to survive the love crisis, Xiaoxian was forced to act as Bai Yueguang's stand-in for the celestial god. After the tribulation was over, the Lord God was so remorseful that he became mad. And she didn't even know that the mortal "little husband" she picked up at random was the real origin of cause and effect in her thousands of years of mortal life. —Reads—Score—Shelves
  48. Contextual Tribulation: Dragon Scale Scroll Too Lazy to Paint BuddhaEastern Fantasy43k Wordsongoing In the first year of Yongye, the Demonic Abyss split the world, and blood stained Ziwei. The Confucian saints of Jixia burnt their souls and carved "propriety, justice, integrity and shame" in the way of heaven, turning the "Haoran Tianjing" into a thousand-foot-long golden city and a magic abyss, and Confucianism and Taoism were respected all over the world. Three thousand years later, the undercurrent of the Demonic Abyss has not subsided, and the political atmosphere of the court is turbulent —Reads—Score—Shelves
  49. Takeaway Delivery into the Alley Midnight Ghost Painting TalismanMystery84k Wordsongoing Amo, who graduated from a third-rate university, plunged into the deep alleys of Guilong Village and became a takeaway rider. He doesn't understand any big principles and only cares about money - after all, a monthly bonus of more than 800 is more useful than a diploma. Until that day, he received a strange takeout order: the destination was the abandoned area on the rooftop of Building 3, and the note said "We'll eat together when our son comes back." The twists and turns of the alleys, the end —Reads—Score—Shelves
  50. The Son-In-Law Comes Out of the Mountain: I Am the True Dragon of This World Peeling Paint WallUrban405k Wordsongoing Three years after getting married, he was living worse than a dog. His mother-in-law was humiliated, his relatives mocked him, his wife was indifferent, and the whole town laughed. Until at the family banquet, the rich second generation forced him to kneel down, while his wife looked on coldly. He finally stopped pretending and made a phone call. Three minutes later, all the big guys in the city gathered together and bowed: "Lord, please return to your seat!" Everyone was horrified: This useless —Reads—Score—Shelves