Title: [Help! The straight man's mountain climbing actually triggered his hidden skills! Teacher Moyu was provoked so much that his pupils trembled! ] Sisters, look! "About the Straight Man Turning Mountaineering into a Love Story" - When Zhou Jia, a sports wolfdog, meets Chen Wanxin, a beautiful teacher with a strong mouth and weak body, the mountain road turns into a pink track in an instant! Others were out of breath while climbing a mountain, but this guy was taunting him while climbing: "Can you do it, teacher~", but his guard was broken by the hand he held! (Chen Wanxin OS: Do students now have sweat glands on their hands on their brains?) Who understands! Zhou Jia looked cool and said, "I can climb five more mountains", but the moment he actually touched the teacher's hand, his CPU immediately crashed - "Weakness and bonelessness are real???" (Ancient poetry fraud scene: Zhou Jia's brain is playing the "Book of Songs Wei Feng" loop barrage) It only takes 0.01 Seconds to go from a straight man to a god of pure love. It is recommended to change the name to "My crush with a mouth that is tougher than a dead duck"! The most amazing thing is Chen Yuanxin's Sichuan opera face change: one second "I can fight again", the next second she is fanned and blushing and looking for compensation, and even shoots death rays with her eyes when caught (Zhou Jia: This wave of hatred is worth it!) The contemporary relationship between teachers and students is more exciting than the 18 bends on the mountain road. It is recommended that the Civil Affairs Bureau move to the top of the mountain overnight to open business, after all, their hands have been welded to death! (Rapid comments from Chaoyang people: This mountain god is Cupid in disguise, right?) Highlights: The extreme push and pull of the poisonous sports student × the arrogant teacher, with enough hormones to wear a scarf on Mount Everest! Click to see how Zhou Jia uses his 20-year-old mother to complete a desperate counter-attack with one hand, ensuring that you will laugh until you hit the bed while furiously cutting into ten famous scenes! Now join the trap and enjoy the teaching of "The Thousand-Layer Routine for Straight Men to Enlighten You". If you don't learn it, you will lose to Zhou Jia! 🏔️💘
Title: [Zombies: Humans are too stupid this time! The beautiful captain lifts the armored vehicle with one hand and her boyfriend is so strong! Text: Who knows, family members! While the second-level zombie is still showing off its "meat shield chest muscles", our sister Han has already taken out the vehicle-mounted flamethrower and staged a BBQ feast! I saw the armored vehicle drifting, and the high-pressure fire snake directly offered a free "Heart Wedding Room" package to the zombies. The smell of burnt barbecue made the zombies next door cry with greed~ Just when the audience was about to scatter flowers, the five-ton tank got stuck! Seeing that Zombie Avengers 2.0 Was about to arrive on the battlefield, our sister Han unbuckled her seatbelt, flicked her ponytail, and got out of the car gracefully with co-driver Xu Shaoyang's pupils shaking - she saw her slender hands clasping the bottom of the car and lifting the armored car into a seesaw with her bare hands! "If you can't lift it, I lose!" At this moment, Sister Han was exuding the glory of a humanoid crane. Even the zombies wanted to hand over the wrench. Xu Shaoyang silently set the "Macho Man Crying. Jpg" emoticon package as a screensaver: It turns out the clown is myself! So the question is, should this generation of zombies buy the "Fitness Instructor Qualification Certificate" or the "Excavator Operation Guide"? Waiting online, it's very urgent!
"Five Senior Brothers Want to Be Taken Away" - Time travel to become a villain? Don't panic, I have five senior brothers protecting me! Who would have thought that Zhou Qiqi, who stayed up all night to read the novel, would wake up and transform into Qing Xiaojiu, the villain in the book who was so domineering that he was eventually chopped into pieces! What kind of hell is this opening to? ! However, our Qiqi is not a vegetarian. Now that she has become Qing Xiaojiu, she will simply change her fate and start a new life! After all, who doesn't want to live a prosperous life in the world of Xianxia and flirt with his senior brother? Speaking of senior brothers, the five senior brothers from Baiyun Sect and Qingyun Sect are all beautiful and powerful! The gentle and jade-like senior brother, the cold-faced iceberg second brother, the arrogant and cool third brother, the dark and sinister fourth brother, the sunny milk dog fifth brother... This lineup is simply the "top boy band" in the Xianxia world! As for Qing Xiaojiu, he went from being a villain that everyone yelled at to beat him to being the favorite of his senior brothers. Who says villains can't counterattack? Our Qing Xiaojiu not only counterattacked, but also stole the hearts of our fellow seniors! The plot is so sweet and the laughs are so dense that you can't stop laughing! Qing Xiaojiu's ability to complain is top-notch, and the senior brothers' doting on their wives is even more impressive! If you like ancient-style sweet pets + funny jokes + counterattacks and slaps in the face, then this book is definitely a treasure you can't miss! After reading this, I just want to ask: Where can I get a senior like this? I want five too! It made me laugh so hard that it was so sweet. Brothers who like this type of movie, don't miss it. It's so beautiful.
The world has entered an ice age, 95% of humanity has died, and the ice apocalypse is coming! In the previous life, Zhang Yi was betrayed for his kindness and died tragically at the hands of others. Reborn one month before the end of the world, he awakened his space powers and started a crazy hoarding mode! A super mall warehouse worth tens of billions? Evacuate! A super safe house comparable to a doomsday fortress? Build! When the apocalypse comes, others freeze into dogs and fight to the death for a bite to eat, but Zhang Yi is lying in a safe house, enjoying a paradise-like life. White Lotus, rich second generation, and beast neighbors all came to ask for shelter. Zhang Yi sneered: "I won't give you my things to feed the dogs!" In this life, he is no longer a holy mother, and vows to become a black man and take revenge, and he will live until the end of the world!
Title: [Help! This school committee knows how to be rebellious! The homework disappearing technique burned out the entire class's CPU] The wildest operation of the school season has appeared! When the school committee of other families was copying homework like crazy, Su Muyu of Xia Tian Middle School took out his pink notebook and directly activated the "Disappearance Technique of Chinese Homework"! (Teacher Song: What about my huge homework?) On the surface, the whole class pretended to be sad, but in fact, the memo on their mobile phones had already memorized "How to flatter the school committee elegantly" ✍️ Zhao Dehua, the king of arrogance, single-handedly triggered the yin and yang mode of the whole class - before Gao Yuan rolled his eyes at the Milky Way, and later Zhang Yunting turned his pen and ridiculed everyone for three and a half weeks! The most amazing thing is the critical hit of the fat little white guy: "Don't have long hands?" (Contemporary high school students' language art: swearing without using curse words, but every sentence has a heart) I suggested that classmate Zhao switch to selling homework insurance, after all, the hatred value has been maxed out 🤺💥 Here comes the point! When everyone thinks that the school committee's omission of homework is a mistake, the truth may be Su Muyu's dark strategy of sealing Chinese homework in a pink notebook and directly rewriting the holiday rules! (Class teacher OS: The routine of this class of students is higher than my hairline) Now the pressure is on the Chinese teacher. Not leaving homework seems unprofessional, leaving homework... Look at the forty pairs of knife-seeking eyes at the back. 🔪✨ Highlights: The extreme pull of the cold-faced academic committee × the mouth-to-mouth living treasure is more exciting than the May 3rd question bank! Click to read "About My Use of a Cute Notebook to Launch a Campus Revolution", and I guarantee you will laugh until the dean carries a camera to check the surveillance! Entering the trap now can also unlock hidden plots - don't look for it, Su Muyu has already stuffed the Chinese homework into the Teacher's Day greeting card!
📖Quickly advance in the book shortage! "What a Good Girl (Ming Ming)" is so awesome! Lu Mingyu, a hypocritical and sinister girl, was imprisoned by her uncle and was bullied in the Lu family. She appeared to be a good girl, but in fact she was secretly plotting revenge. Duan Xiu Ming, a wealthy tyrant, is accidentally attracted to her and is willing to be her knife on the road to revenge. The two of them joined forces, and the double cleansing setting was super sweet. They sprinkled sugar while torturing the scum, and they couldn't stop at all! !