The protagonist comes to the Song Dynasty to become a rebel king? A high-quality historical and exciting article, time travel and rebirth, no system, the author's writing style is delicate, and it is absolutely addictive! Super recommended article!
"Datang: Stop Pretending, You Are the Unparalleled Master" is a must-read if you are in a book shortage! The protagonist Su Yu accidentally travels to the Tang Dynasty and awakens the magical system. She originally wanted to create a paradise, become a salty fish boy and wait to die. Unexpectedly, in the first year of Zhenguan, a noble lady broke into the manor and tortured her soul with questions such as "Everyone is hungry, why does your family have meat to eat?" Su Yu answered each question skillfully, showing her extraordinary insight. Soon after, the noble lady showed up with the emperor and his daughter. The emperor wanted to become a disciple, and the daughter asked for marriage. Su Yu's legend of the Tang Dynasty began. The whole process was high-energy, and the more you watch, the more you get excited!
It just so happens that both the Tang and Song dynasties have it: Laugh if you want to! Laugh loudly, don't hold it in. ——Every chapter has a laugh. Chapter 34: Reform through labor is an effective way to reverse evil. Several groups of people around Dulonggang were waiting anxiously for the weapons from Hujiazhuang, but what they were waiting for was news that made them even more confused. Instead of preparing for war, that place had launched a "big construction". The noise was so loud that even the dogs in Yuncheng County knew that the Liangshan bandits were busy "changing their minds." The "chief director" of all this is Wu Song, the prisoner of war camp commander. At this moment, he was wearing a newly made indigo shorts and two swords in his waist. He was standing on the high platform at the entrance of the prisoner of war camp, looking like a tiger that had just finished patrolling its territory. The Liangshan bandits below shivered at the sight of him, especially when he waved his hand and shouted, "Take off all of them," and more than 500 men all covered their crotches. "Take off! Stop talking nonsense!" Wu Song's roar made ripples appear in the lime pool nearby. This pool was dug by Wang Yifan according to the "disinfection pool" drawings. It was filled with lime powder, steaming, and smelled like gunpowder that had just been opened. The bandits were pushed in by the regiment trainers, squealing as they were boiling, like the boiling water splashing out when dumplings were being dropped. A minion wearing a flowered turban was about to hide by the pool when he was slapped on the buttocks by Wu Song Yijie's knife. He fell into the water with a "pop" and choked out three lime bubbles. A quarter of an hour later, these "soaked chickens" were picked out. Their skins were all red, like shrimps just fished out of the pot. Before they could take a breath, they were pinned down on the bench. I saw a group of tall and thick men gathered around, the bright boning knives in their hands shining with cold light - the leader was Zhang Qing. He had just arrived from the pig farm, his apron was still stained with pig hair, and the knife in his hand slashed at the head of a bandit with a "swish"! "Oh my God! We are going to be castrated!" The bandits suddenly started to cry and howl. One of the gangsters was so frightened that he peed his pants on the spot and covered his lower body with his hands. "We were wrong! We want to be monks! Don't use this trick!" Zhang Qing was so noisy that his head hurt. He cut off a strand of hair with a knife and shouted impatiently: "What are you yelling at? Sajia is shaving your heads! It's easier to work on if you shave them clean to prevent lice from crawling into the pig's nest!" Several guys behind him also followed suit, and the blades flew over the scalp as fast as they were shedding pigs - After all, he dealt with pigs every day, and he was more proficient with a knife than a barber. However, occasionally he would make gestures under his neck out of habit, scaring the bandits into shrinking their necks like quails. Wu Song watched from the side and nodded, secretly praising Wang Yifan's clever idea: first use lime water to "pee off the layers of skin", then let Zhang Qing's "razor team" do it "from scratch", and finally put on a sack-like gray cloth bunt - with this "three-piece set", even the most ruthless bandits will be weakened. "This is the rule of Dulonggang Workshop!" Wu Song announced with his hands on his hips, "Refugees are 'regular employees' and go to the new bathhouse to wash themselves and wear the coarse cloth work clothes of Wang Ruyan Silk Factory; you are 'labor workers', so you have to use this 'expedited package'!" Hearing this, the bandits curled their lips, but looking at the knife in Zhang Qing's hand that had just shaved off three heads, no one dared to say anything. What is even more extraordinary is the "management innovation" carried out by Wu Song. The fifteen Yuncheng gangsters who came first were promoted to small bosses by virtue of "joining the job" a few days earlier. Three of them were in charge of a large team, which was further divided into five small teams. The team leader also let the bandits choose among themselves - it was euphemistically called "democracy", but in fact it was "treating bandits with bandits" taught by Wang Yifan. "I have memorized it all!" Wu Song took the "Continuous Sitting Rules" drawn by Wang Yifan and slapped the table loudly. "If one person makes a mistake, the whole team will be punished! Small mistakes will be punished, big mistakes will be punished..." He paused deliberately, looked at the nervous faces of everyone, and said slowly, "Lock up in the dark room for three days!" As soon as these words came out, the bandits suddenly gasped. They have seen beatings and whippings, but what is a "little dark room"? I heard from the gangsters who came in early that it was a dungeon less than three feet tall and so dark that you couldn't see your fingers. After three days of release, no matter how rough the man was, he would hug the wall and cry - this move is much more cruel than stringing pipa bones! In fact, Wu Song himself felt that this move was "too damaging". He originally just wanted to "hit whoever makes the mistake", but Wang Yifan whispered in his ear: "To deal with these slick people, you have to use a soft knife... It is better to let them keep an eye on each other than you." Although Wu Song didn't fully understand what a "soft knife" was, seeing Wang Yifan's certainty, he patted his chest and agreed. As for Song Wan, the "King Kong King in the Clouds", he no longer looks like a "King Kong King" at this moment. When he first arrived at the prisoner-of-war camp, he still held his neck and shouted "I am the leader". Wu Song pushed him down on the bench and ate a solid meal of "banjirou" (spanking his buttocks with a board and being stuck in the middle and unable to move). After thirty boards, he had to move sideways like a crab when walking. Now he and twenty-three bosses were thrown into the pig farm. Zhang Qing was standing at the door of the pig pen staring at him, holding his "famous work" - a polished pig fan knife. "Leader Song," Zhang Qing patted his shoulder with a smile and rubbed the back of the knife against his neck, "This pig dung must be clear enough to 'reflect a human figure', otherwise... Sajia's knife can't tell the difference between piglets and your 'King Kong'." Song Wan looked at the waist-deep pig dung, and then looked at the familiar "Look at the pig" in Zhang Qing's eyes. His eyes trembled, and he quickly grabbed the dung fork: "I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it, can't I do it!" There was a tinkling sound of banging from the workshop area in the distance, and in the prisoner-of-war camp, there were "wails from shaving heads" and "retching sounds from the pig manure area". Wu Song stood on the high platform, looked at this "vibrant" scene, and stroked his beard with satisfaction - Wang Yifan said that when these people do their jobs smoothly, they will be counted as "performance", and those who perform well will be "reduced". Although he doesn't quite understand what "performance" is, it sounds like "you will get something to eat if you work hard", and that's enough. In the corner of the prisoner-of-war camp, the little leader with his shaved head was secretly saying to his companions: "If I had known this, I would have been better off farming in Liangshan... At least I wouldn't have had my head shaved like a pig!" Hu Sanniang or Qiu Qiongying, who were delivering meals to Wang Yifan at the construction site, passed by the prisoner-of-war camp and laughed when they saw the shaved gangster, and said, "This hairstyle is brighter than the monks in the temple." Lin Chong, who had been following Wu Song like a follower and quietly observing all this, silently thought to himself, "If this method is used in the Imperial Army, wouldn't the discipline increase several times?" Thinking of Tokyo, a city he could never return to, he couldn't help but sigh deeply.
It just so happens that both the Tang and Song dynasties have it: Laugh if you want to! Laugh loudly, don't hold it in. ——Every chapter has a laugh. Chapter 34: Reform through labor is an effective way to reverse evil. Several groups of people around Dulonggang were waiting anxiously for the weapons from Hujiazhuang, but what they were waiting for was news that made them even more confused. Instead of preparing for war, that place had launched a "big construction". The noise was so loud that even the dogs in Yuncheng County knew that the Liangshan bandits were busy "changing their minds." The "chief director" of all this is Wu Song, the prisoner of war camp commander. At this moment, he was wearing a newly made indigo shorts and two swords in his waist. He was standing on the high platform at the entrance of the prisoner of war camp, looking like a tiger that had just finished patrolling its territory. The Liangshan bandits below shivered at the sight of him, especially when he waved his hand and shouted, "Take off all of them," and more than 500 men all covered their crotches. "Take off! Stop talking nonsense!" Wu Song's roar made ripples appear in the lime pool nearby. This pool was dug by Wang Yifan according to the "disinfection pool" drawings. It was filled with lime powder, steaming, and smelled like gunpowder that had just been opened. The bandits were pushed in by the regiment trainers, squealing as they were boiling, like the boiling water splashing out when dumplings were being dropped. A minion wearing a flowered turban was about to hide by the pool when he was slapped on the buttocks by Wu Song Yijie's knife. He fell into the water with a "pop" and choked out three lime bubbles. A quarter of an hour later, these "soaked chickens" were picked out. Their skins were all red, like shrimps just fished out of the pot. Before they could take a breath, they were pinned down on the bench. I saw a group of tall and thick men gathered around, the bright boning knives in their hands shining with cold light - the leader was Zhang Qing. He had just arrived from the pig farm, his apron was still stained with pig hair, and the knife in his hand slashed at the head of a bandit with a "swish"! "Oh my God! We are going to be castrated!" The bandits suddenly started to cry and howl. One of the gangsters was so frightened that he peed his pants on the spot and covered his lower body with his hands. "We were wrong! We want to be monks! Don't use this trick!" Zhang Qing was so noisy that his head hurt. He cut off a strand of hair with a knife and shouted impatiently: "What are you yelling at? Sajia is shaving your heads! It's easier to work on if you shave them clean to prevent lice from crawling into the pig's nest!" Several guys behind him also followed suit, and the blades flew over the scalp as fast as they were shedding pigs - After all, he dealt with pigs every day, and he was more proficient with a knife than a barber. However, occasionally he would make gestures under his neck out of habit, scaring the bandits into shrinking their necks like quails. Wu Song watched from the side and nodded, secretly praising Wang Yifan's clever idea: first use lime water to "pee off the layers of skin", then let Zhang Qing's "razor team" do it "from scratch", and finally put on a sack-like gray cloth bunt - with this "three-piece set", even the most ruthless bandits will be weakened. "This is the rule of Dulonggang Workshop!" Wu Song announced with his hands on his hips, "Refugees are 'regular employees' and go to the new bathhouse to wash themselves and wear the coarse cloth work clothes of Wang Ruyan Silk Factory; you are 'labor workers', so you have to use this 'expedited package'!" Hearing this, the bandits curled their lips, but looking at the knife in Zhang Qing's hand that had just shaved off three heads, no one dared to say anything. What is even more extraordinary is the "management innovation" carried out by Wu Song. The fifteen Yuncheng gangsters who came first were promoted to small bosses by virtue of "joining the job" a few days earlier. Three of them were in charge of a large team, which was further divided into five small teams. The team leader also let the bandits choose among themselves - it was euphemistically called "democracy", but in fact it was "treating bandits with bandits" taught by Wang Yifan. "I have memorized it all!" Wu Song took the "Continuous Sitting Rules" drawn by Wang Yifan and slapped the table loudly. "If one person makes a mistake, the whole team will be punished! Small mistakes will be punished, big mistakes will be punished..." He paused deliberately, looked at the nervous faces of everyone, and said slowly, "Lock up in the dark room for three days!" As soon as these words came out, the bandits suddenly gasped. They have seen beatings and whippings, but what is a "little dark room"? I heard from the gangsters who came in early that it was a dungeon less than three feet tall and so dark that you couldn't see your fingers. After three days of release, no matter how rough the man was, he would hug the wall and cry - this move is much more cruel than stringing pipa bones! In fact, Wu Song himself felt that this move was "too damaging". He originally just wanted to "hit whoever makes the mistake", but Wang Yifan whispered in his ear: "To deal with these slick people, you have to use a soft knife... It is better to let them keep an eye on each other than you." Although Wu Song didn't fully understand what a "soft knife" was, seeing Wang Yifan's certainty, he patted his chest and agreed. As for Song Wan, the "King Kong King in the Clouds", he no longer looks like a "King Kong King" at this moment. When he first arrived at the prisoner-of-war camp, he still stiffened his neck and shouted "I am the leader". Wu Song pushed him down on the bench and ate a solid meal of "banjirou" (spanking his buttocks with a board and being stuck in the middle and unable to move). After thirty boards, he had to move sideways like a crab when walking. Now he and twenty-three bosses were thrown into the pig farm. Zhang Qing was standing at the door of the pig pen staring at him, holding his "famous work" - a polished pig fan knife. "Leader Song," Zhang Qing patted his shoulder with a smile and rubbed the back of the knife against his neck, "This pig dung must be clear enough to 'reflect a human figure', otherwise... Sajia's knife can't tell the difference between piglets and your 'King Kong'." Song Wan looked at the waist-deep pig dung, and then looked at the familiar "Look at the pig" in Zhang Qing's eyes. His eyes trembled, and he quickly grabbed the dung fork: "I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it, can't I do it!" There was a tinkling sound of banging from the workshop area in the distance, and in the prisoner-of-war camp, there were "wails from shaving heads" and "retching sounds from the pig manure area". Wu Song stood on the high platform, looked at this "vibrant" scene, and stroked his beard with satisfaction - Wang Yifan said that when these people do their jobs smoothly, they will be counted as "performance", and those who perform well will be "reduced". Although he doesn't quite understand what "performance" is, it sounds like "you will get something to eat if you work hard", and that's enough. In the corner of the prisoner-of-war camp, the little leader with his shaved head was secretly saying to his companions: "If I had known this, I would have been better off farming in Liangshan... At least I wouldn't have had my head shaved like a pig!" Hu Sanniang or Qiu Qiongying, who were delivering meals to Wang Yifan at the construction site, passed by the prisoner-of-war camp and laughed when they saw the shaved gangster, and said, "This hairstyle is brighter than the monks in the temple." Lin Chong, who had been following Wu Song like a follower and quietly observing all this, silently thought to himself, "If this method is used in the Imperial Army, wouldn't the discipline increase several times?" Thinking of Tokyo, a city he could never return to, he couldn't help but sigh deeply.
❣️❣️Xue Dongyu dressed up as a concubine in Song Renzong's harem. The palace was filled with flowers, and Xue Dongyu, who was holding a disabled system, was trembling with the system until the old ghost Zhao Zhen arrived because of a system error. One king brings two wastes, Xue Dongyu directly showed off the system with the emperor, and the emperor took the initiative to help me achieve the crown of pampering harem achievement... PS: The system will appear after Chapter 14
At the end of the Northern Song Dynasty, what made people sigh was the shame of Jingkang. What many people sighed was the shame of the royal family. But what made me sigh was the massacre in Tanzhou. Not even babies were left, so write a book! When Mr. Lu Xun wrote Ah Q, it would be hard to live without leaving a trace in his own world! [Aggrieved] Please allow me to be willful. If I don't like it, don't disturb me. I'll shoot the trolls! [Cool][Cool][Cool]
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