Any Quick Transmigration Stories with a Strong, Funny Female Lead and No Romance? 想女强，搞笑，无cp的快穿文有否

1 我 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times 5.3kReads9.1Score796Shelves

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No CP, strong female, sand sculpture, time travel. Do you understand? (Don't look at the ratings)

2 反 My Rebellious, Black-Hearted Host Excels at Wrecking the Plot 反骨宿主黑心肠，创翻剧情她在行 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance995k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + goofy and brainless + no romance + satisfying read + meme-filled + unhinged fun] There are countless worlds, and half the people in them have something wrong with their heads. Shi Xia's job is to travel between planes and fulfill the wishes of unlucky supporting female characters. From then on, perfectly good angsty romances go completely off the rails and never look back. World One: A wealthy couple married for appearances. Her husband just got dumped. What should she do 3.7kReads9.2Score461Shelves

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There are some, cool stories about strong women without cp, quick to read, funny and easy 🌸The first book: This is to fulfill the female supporting character's wish, no brain, cool stories, super funny, from now on sad stories will no longer exist ~ a classic cliff-choice plot? No need to choose, just dance together! [Laughing evilly] Are you saying that the rules of heaven set by the Queen Mother are unkind? You want to die for love, right? OK, then just keep dying for love and be considerate of you [shy] 🌸Book 2: Dressed as a royal wife? Want to stop Pan Jinlian? Is this something I can stop? However, my daughter should strive for self-improvement, it's up to me haha ​​[laughing evilly] [System task distribution: say ten sensational quotes to Wu Song, which can be acted on in separate steps] "Ah, this is a system that should not be..."

6 满 The Whole Sect Is Crazy, and It's All Thanks to Our Little Junior Sister 满门癫佬，全靠小师妹带飞 Wild Peach野桃儿Fantastical Romance658k WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + absurd comedy + outrageous antics + everyone’s favorite] After Li Li worked herself to death, she transmigrated into a cultivation novel and became a cannon-fodder female supporting character. Her only purpose was to be a stepping stone for the heroine. If the heroine wanted a spirit sword, she took Li Li’s. If she wanted resources, she took Li Li’s. She even stole Li Li’s own father. Li Li packed up and fled down the mountain that very night, only to be picked up halfway by a c 29.6kReads8.7Score5kShelves

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The group portrait is so funny that it made me feel stomachache from laughing at it in the middle of the night.

7 你 Why Mess with Her? The Host Just Retired from Infinite-Flow Trials 你惹她干嘛？宿主刚从无限流退休 Give Me Some Golden Light给点金光Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + satisfying power fantasy, with a heroine who is the strongest in every world] After clearing an endless series of dungeons, Zhu Yin changed jobs. The Quick Transmigration Department gained a sweet and harmless-looking new employee. The protagonists of every world were about to meet their toughest assistant and go-to helper, whose main goal was to make her boss’s wishes come true. CEO world. The domineering CEO roared, “Find her! Turn City A upside down if you have to, but 63.8kReads9.5Score8kShelves

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Traveling through the endless sea of ​​books is refreshing and comfortable - not a little bit suffocating. Just one word - transparent! This is the first time in so many years of reading novels that I have read such a good book that is very reasonable, not depressing at all, and does not have any weirdness that makes readers feel frustrated. Strong recommendation

8 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Always Secretly Pretending to Be a God 快穿：宿主她总在偷偷装神明 Top-Tier Hubbub喧哗上等Ancient Romance2.7M WordsOngoing [Quick transmigration + no romance + the heroine isn't human] When other people see a ghost: “Help!” When ghosts see the heroine: “Help!” World One: She transmigrated into a palace maid and became the empress of a matriarchal kingdom. World Two: She got the vicious supporting-woman role and became a master of the supernatural arts. World Three: She transmigrated as a zombie and spent the whole story slacking off like a lazy fish. World Four: She transmigrated as a prince who was the king's backu 4.3kReads8.9Score366Shelves

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This book is non-CP and has a strong female character, but it shouldn't be very funny, but I think it's quite interesting.

9 快 Quick Transmigration: So This Is Jin Duobao, the One Even Gods Hate and Dogs Avoid 快穿：是那个神厌狗嫌的金多宝啊 Wuma Xiaohuan巫马小欢Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted (No romance, no ambiguity, family-focused, silly and strong female lead!) Dear readers, please read the blurb first to avoid surprises. If this isn’t your cup of tea, please don’t force yourself to read it! Please don’t force yourself! Please don’t force yourself! This is a lighthearted, silly story with a relaxed pace, written to make you smile. If you’ve read ten chapters and still don’t get the jokes, then I guess we weren’t meant to meet. I’ll see you in the sea of books another time. (P.S. 2.2kReads9.4Score219Shelves

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① Quick travel system + comedy + family affection. In order to help the master survive the calamity of death, Jin Duobao and his life travel through three thousand worlds to fulfill the female partner's wish, help the master to overcome the calamity, and start a career, and the jokes are endless! ②Quick travel system + memes + no CP, the host is allergic to romance, one read reply is random, it is ridiculous, the main focus is to eat well, sleep well and live a bad life.

11 快 Quick Transmigration: The Short-Tempered Big Shot Tears Through the Plot 快穿，暴躁大佬手握剧本杀疯了 Yang Da杨大Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Strong Female Lead] [Quick Transmigration] [No Romance] To preserve peace between the realms of yin and yang, Xia Mo, one of the Ten Kings of Hell, takes on missions to inhabit various characters and resolve their grievances. At first, Xia Mo sticks to her principles and refuses to take the lives of mortals... When she encounters a lazy father and son who favor boys over girls, she gently reforms them with bamboo-shoot stir-fry and a pair of sandbag fists. The lazy pair grow more hardworking by 623Reads8.7Score104Shelves

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Emotionless ~ It's a bit funny ~

12 快 Quick Transmigration: Crushing Scumbags, I Go on a Rampage 快穿，虐渣，我在嘎嘎乱杀 A Reborn Rebel Phase更生的叛逆期Modern Romance515k WordsOngoing [Quick transmigration + no romance + wish fulfillment + face-slapping and punishing scum + physically strongest heroine] Ji Yu was one of the four ancient ferocious beasts and the chief of the Taowu clan. With her ferocious might, she slaughtered her way through three thousand great worlds, until no one dared speak of the ferocious beasts again. A single misstep left Ji Yu outmaneuvered by the Heavenly Dao and imprisoned in the birthplace of the purest gods. After a wisp of her soul escaped, Ji 268Reads—Score—Shelves

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Kuai Chuang Shuang's novel has no CP, no male protagonist, no ambiguity, the female protagonist's strength is as high as the ceiling, she tortures the scum and kills her, it's refreshing and refreshing, and her three views are upright.

13 快 Quick Transmigration: She Wants No Men, Only Money 快穿：她不碰男人只碰钱 Lazy Bow懒弓Modern Romance3.2M WordsCompleted On an utterly ordinary day, Jiang Bai, an ordinary college student, encounters a System. It tempts her: "After graduation, do you want to become a wage slave? Do you want to make a fortune every day and become a success? If you're a Host, come sign a contract with me and travel to another world!" Faced with such an obvious sales pitch, Jiang Bai shamefully finds herself tempted. "Yes! I'm in!" After transmigrating, Jiang Bai finds herself playing a lovestruck passerby, a wicked cannon-fodder 10.5kReads9.2Score802Shelves

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Is this considered no cp? I'm not sure, but I like it very much!

14 快 Quick Transmigration: Forget the Plot and Have a Blast 快穿：不走剧情爽歪歪 The Little Fairy Who Loves Gardening喜欢种菜的小仙女Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (Quick transmigration + reborn + absurdist humor + comedy + silly fun + uniquely devoted female lead, no romance) There are always plenty of hapless fools and cannon fodder who become stepping stones for others. Someone has to maintain balance across all places, so the Grand Plane sends people to keep each world stable. And so, the mighty Ginger made her appearance... Well... All right, Ginger actually isn't from the Grand Plane. She was originally a plant, warm in nature and beneficial to yang 1kReads6.8Score—Shelves

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The heroine is so beautiful that she can beat up the heavens and destroy the system with ease. Each story is very short, one chapter, and there are funny jokes.

15 快 Who's Best at Slacking Off in Quick Transmigration? The Host Is Number One 快穿摆烂哪家强，宿主第一称大王 Happy Froggy i快乐蛙蛙iModern Romance509k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration, no CP + System + sound values + strong female lead who isn't saintly] Yu Shu is a supreme AI. The Interstellar Space-Time Administration is about to be established. Chosen as the Administration's central AI, S, Yu Shu is sent to different small worlds to complete missions before taking up her post, because she's too lazy. Officially, it's to help her understand and refine human nature through experience. * Somehow, as she goes about completing missions, she keeps winning a 699Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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Quick wear without CP, funny cures the hang-up~

16 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: These Secrets Are Too Juicy for the Livestream Chat to Handle 直播算命：瓜之大，直播间吃不下 Hua Qingqing华卿卿Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Also known as: Live Fortune-Telling: Your Dad’s Been Running Around Naked Down There for Three Years [No romance, livestreaming, fortune-telling, episodic stories] Lin Qingwan transmigrates into a book while attending a metaphysics lecture and reading a tearjerker. She becomes the poor, lovesick heroine who loses a kidney, a leg, and her sight, goes bald, yet stubbornly survives to get a happy ending with the male lead. After waking up to find her home completely bare, Lin Qingwan returns to her 6.1kReads9.2Score818Shelves

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The ones I posted are all free of CP, and they are all strong women + fast. I really believe that I must read the book of Duluo!!! Anyone who doesn't look at me will be sad! OK! There is also the one where my host is a ferocious beast. This is what I am reading. It is also very interesting. It tells the story of the journey of a baby iron-eating beast to find its master (not a master-disciple relationship, just no cp!). This book is also relatively unreliable. Please give it to me!!!!!!

23 快 Quick Transmigration: Ancestor, Go Easy on Them 快穿：祖宗下手轻点 Long Leg Hair脚毛长长滴Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted With one astonishing move after another on her missions, Pei Fufu drove 360 Systems to the brink of madness and tore apart ten Heavenly Daos. She then successfully landed at the very bottom of the Mission Taker rankings! Mission objective: Win over the Demon Lord? Win over my foot. This is so annoying. I’ll just stab him to death. She transmigrates into the heroine of an angst novel, and the villainess has gone blind too?! To protect every organ in her body, Pei Fufu acts decisively. That ver 506Reads9.2Score102Shelves

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I think these two books are super funny and I highly recommend them👍

25 快 Quick Transmigration Means Going Violent: I Strike First and Never Waste Words 快穿就要暴力，动手绝不哔哔 Just So Bewitching就很妖孽Modern Romance520k WordsCompleted (The rating just came out, so don't take it as a reference. Thanks for your support, dear readers...) First: The heroine kills every scumbag without discrimination. When she strikes, she leaves no survivors! No limits on age, gender, profession, closeness, or blood relation! Second: No suffering, no taking abuse, no flirting, no drawn-out romantic tension, no role-playing, no gritting her teeth and putting up with it, no passive defense, and no following the plot! She only strikes first, takes r 4.7kReads8.4Score383Shelves

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The heroine is invincible and does not feel aggrieved. She directly attacks without beeping, killing scum and killing through every small world. It is a great pleasure without cp.

26 一 I Woke Up as a Rich Woman 一觉醒来，我变成富婆了 Coconut-Scented Potatoes椰香土豆Modern Romance118k WordsOngoing [Feel-Good] [Quick Transmigration] [Golden Finger] [Wacky] [Wild Imagination] The heroine, Lin Tai, is goofy and loves her freedom. The male lead, Lin Louyue, is a hopeless romantic. "What! A billion?! But I haven't even done anything yet! What a conscientious System!" And so, Lin Tai traveled through one world after another. They should have been strangers who crossed paths by chance, with no reason to fear the end when the music stopped. "(Drops to her knees) Oh, beautiful lady, please let me 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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I will be sad if anyone doesn't read the text that I worked so hard to edit during the exam, okay?

27 快 Quick Transmigration: The Powerful One Who Torments Protagonists Devotes Themself to Spoiling Side Characters 快穿：狂虐主角的大佬一心宠炮灰 Nai Naiyi奈奈一Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Strong Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [No Romance] As cannon fodder, their only purpose is to advance the male and female leads' story, whether by dying or being crippled for their sake. Nai Yi's mission is to protect these poor little cannon-fodder characters. The real daughter, switched at birth and forced to make way for the heroine, became a miserable cannon-fodder character. Nai Yi: Don't be afraid. Mom is here. Is a hundred million in pocket money enough? Can you live in a luxury 6kReads9.4Score653Shelves

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Same author

31 被 Forced to Give Up the Throne, She Surrenders the Imperial Seal and Leaves the Court in Tears 被逼让位，她献出玉玺后群臣大哭 Fei Xi妃玺Ancient Romance2.4M WordsCompleted “Pay attention: this is a story with a strong female lead, no male lead, and no romance.” After transmigrating, she became the most exalted woman in Yun Zhao. She thought she could live a carefree life of wealth and luxury, but danger closed in from every side, with pitfalls everywhere. It was not just her reputation at stake, but her life. The emperor dreams of ruling in his own right? Here, take the imperial seal. Go play by yourself, kid! The consorts are fighting for power in the palace? Tos 22.5kReads9.2Score2.5kShelves

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This book is very good and meets the requirements. The strong woman is funny and has no cp.

32 系 The System's a Clown, I Make Things Worse: Rebellious to the Core 系统沙雕我添堵，一身反骨离大谱 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance9.1M WordsCompleted They came from distinguished families and were beautiful, talented, and exceptional. But whenever they crossed paths with the male and female leads, they became brainless cannon fodder, burning themselves up to make the leads’ romance flourish until their dying breath. And now Gu Mo has become all those women from countless novels. System: Boss, you can face-slap the villains and break up those couples! Go get ’em! Gu Mo: I’m awesome! I can do this! Much later, the System stares in bewilderment 46.1kReads9.1Score2.9kShelves

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Believe me, these books are absolute gems!

36 快 Quick Transmigration: An Apocalyptic Esper Reborn as Cannon Fodder 快穿：当末世异能者穿成炮灰 A Rich Brother's Fangirl有钱哥哥的迷妹Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + strong female lead + no romance + golden finger + special abilities + pocket dimension + System] In the 121st year of the New Era, after all kinds of natural disasters and viruses, humanity is on the verge of extinction. To survive, Gu Qian travels through different worlds, fulfilling the wishes of those unwilling cannon fodder characters in exchange for supplies to stay alive. This is my first time writing a novel, and the first three worlds aren’t very good. Please be p 10.5kReads9.2Score886Shelves

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No CP, clear logic, funny and patriotic, no villains to conquer, the protagonist is beautiful and powerful alone

45 樊 Dawn Within the Cage 樊笼内的破晓 Old Qinggan老青柑Modern Romance350k WordsCompleted Some people are born trapped in a cage. Invisible barriers, woven from the soil of one’s upbringing, the path laid out in advance, the constraints of one’s surroundings, the cocoon of one’s perceptions, and the shackles of morality, build a cold, solid cage that holds her captive. She is raised within it, as if this were all life could ever be. If she does not awaken, if she does not save herself, the ending is clear: the cage will silently devour her, and she will vanish in a slow death. Yet de 6Reads9.3Score—Shelves

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No CP, no male protagonist.