Desperately Seeking Hilarious, Absurd Stories 跪求沙雕文

1 你 Why Mess with Her? She Cares About Money, Not People 你惹她干嘛？她认钱不认人 Little White Snake in the Waves浪里小白蛇Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 22.1kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves

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①No CP, anti-routine, extravagant chaos 💸**Ye Qingqing dressed up as Boss Bai Yueguang's stand-in, and proposed a sky-high working contract——** ** Boss Ba: "500,000 per month, Bai Yueguang comes back, 10 million"** **She slipped to her knees on the spot: "There was a loud bang in the sky, and the old slave made his debut!"** 🎭▸ ** Boss Ba wants to have an affair? ** He took out the "Code of Male Morality" with his backhand: "Don't you love Bai Yueguang anymore? Innocence is the best dowry for a man!" ▸ **The eldest lady increased the price by 500,000 yuan to steal the car? ** With tears in her eyes, she pulled the manager to the corner: "Sell him 500,000, and we'll split it half and half." Manager: "Deal." She kept running wildly on the road to making money. The sister of the boss, the secretary of the boss, and Bai Yueguang, the boss, all became her best friends. Readers called the lilies in her hometown blooming. 🎭▸ **The director won't let you appear in variety shows? ** Possessed by Daiyu: "After all, it's the director who doesn't care about me..." The director wailed: "Why don't you tear me apart?" Qin Wanyin: "Tear you apart next time?" Xiao Baihua: "I am a man but I am very good~"ψ(｀∇´)ψ! Qin Wanyin: "What about choosing a concubine? The cooking skills test is only for choosing a nanny." ③With CP, the variety show is crazy and cool, 💥**Shen Huaiyu's first wish after rebirth: to be an octopus and slap people with eight big butt pockets** In the end, he is still a human being, but it doesn't matter - **You can't fan eight, you can just slap one! ** 🎭**Highlights of Famous Scenes**: ▸ **Negotiation of the breakup fee of a wealthy family** Mother Lu: "1 million, leave my son!" Shen Huaiyu: "Auntie, this will cost more, your son's price is a bit low." ▸ **Encountering crazy male protagonists in variety shows** Shen Huaiyu: "Handsome guy, alone?" Male protagonist: "No, I usually come out half a person." Shen Huaiyu: "What a coincidence, I'm half human, so we can make a pair!" The male protagonist: "Who do you think you are?" Shen Huaiyu: "? Personal attack?" The male protagonist (pulling out a fortune-telling flag): "Fortune telling, ten yuan a time, no free money."

4 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Accidentally Toppled the Villain Couple’s Jealousy Jar 穿书后随手把反派cp的醋缸掀翻 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 74.7kReads9.1Score15.4kShelves

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Guan Yu spread her hands with an expressionless face: "Watch, yours, give it to me." Ji Lingheng was unwilling, "It's useless for you to take this watch. It has our initials written on it." On the inside of the watch, someone carefully and meticulously engraved "LH&PL" in English cursive. Guan Yu didn't care, she just wanted to piss him off: "From now on, my name is Pili, his name is Liu Hai, and we are called Pili Liu Hai." Ji Lingheng: "..." You must be crazy!

5 都 It's Infinite Flow, So Why Is It More Like Working Overtime? 都无限流了，怎么比打工还社畜？ Twenty-Two Hours And Thirty-Three Minutes二十二時三十三分Urban124k WordsCompleted 1Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Have you ever seen a resident meal pagoda summoned to defeat enemies? Is that enough?

6 末 In the Last Days, Stock up on Supplies and I'll Eat All the Way 末世，囤满物资我一路吃吃吃 The Shrimp Invited Me for Tea虾子请我去吃茶Sci-Fi & Apocalypse305k WordsOngoing 2Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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Doomsday + natural disaster + food + system + strength + sand sculpture + cute pets, easy to follow. In the article, you will adopt the Thunder King Husky, the invisible Taoist raccoon, Lao Yanq gorilla and many other cute pets.

7 小 My Junior Sister Is Overpowered, Yet Ridiculously Goofy 小师妹明明超强却过分沙雕 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted 249.5kReads9.6Score26.5kShelves

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The heroine's thoughts are out of the ordinary and unexpected.

8 梵 Fan Jie Is Having Another Meltdown Today 梵姐今天又发癫了 Pan Shui Fan Jie泮水梵姐Modern Romance600k WordsCompleted 298Reads9.5Score635Shelves

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Is there a feeling that the best humor is to laugh and cry with tears streaming down your face? From the beginning, the audience becomes the actors in the play just by watching it!

9 为 What's Wrong with Being a Little Bit Vicious for the Sake of Your Own Life? 为了小命，恶毒一点怎么了？ Half-Moon Swallow Song半月燕歌Ancient Romance519k WordsCompleted 101Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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The heroine is both stubborn and smart, but her intelligence is not obvious, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so only the stubborn one is left!

10 超 Super Handsome Husband, Please Don't Pull the Diapers of Your Little Wife 超雄老公，不许扯小娇妻的纸尿裤 ye Ye yeye耶yeModern Romance21k WordsCompleted 1Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Exploding Mary Sue milk fart literature [sneaky laugh] [sneaky laugh] [sneaky laugh] [lick the screen] [lick the screen]