#ImaginativePremise #NationalFortuneSurvival #MaxLevelReturn #FemaleLead #Comedy
After seven hundred years of cultivation, Song Qingyin finally succeeds in forging a Chaos Immortal Body and ascending.
The Heavenly Dao asks what she wants, and all she wishes for is to return home and eat some authentic hot pot.
Instead, when she opens her eyes, she's in a national fortune survival world, with her own nephew lying at her feet. She last held him when he was just three months old, and now he's about to be roasted into a desert mummy.
What's worse, the survival System doesn't recognize cultivation levels, only rules, and forcibly classifies her as her nephew's "battle pet." Any supplies she earns go to him, any experience she gets from killing monsters goes to him, and only her nephew can hear her speak.
And what about her big nephew? He has a beachcombing System, but he's stranded in an endless desert and can't find a single drop of water.
The global livestream audience wails: Dragon Nation is done for this round.
Song Qingyin lets loose in her Sichuan accent: "Done for, my ass! Get up, you little fool! If you don't kill this sandworm today, don't even think about eating!"
The Blue Star audience is stunned: Whose cute girl battle pet can smash an S-rank beast's skull with one punch?!
