Horror Streamer Freaks Out! You Call This a Children's Comic?

[Reverse Career Exit] [Literary Adaptations] [Cross-Genre Shenanigans] [Lighthearted Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy]

Other people transmigrate hoping to become gods. Xie Mu transmigrated hoping to get fired!

The Blue State Career System stipulates that if he comes last in his overall ratings throughout his internship and contributes nothing, he can take 20 billion and return to Earth.

The rules forbid deliberately slacking off?

Xie Mu: “Easy. I'll just put in exactly what the market hates most.”

The platform asks him to draw bedtime comics for children?

Xie Mu pulls out The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: The Seven-Star Lu Palace!

A blood corpse bursts out of the ground at Biaoziling, and the lid of the coffin carried by nine dragons swings open!

Xie Mu: “Scare a three-year-old, get every parent to report me, and I'll be out of a job and home by tomorrow!”

But the next day, the whole internet explodes.

The kids wet their pants, while their thirty-year-old dads snatch the tablets and stay up all night reading. A gaming streamer with a million followers dives under his desk, screaming, “My closet moved!”

If comics won't do the trick, then he'll enter a school competition!

The school holds a contest for civilized slogans and bans vulgar insults?

Xie Mu: “If I can't be vulgar, I'll insult them elegantly. Here's Zhuge Liang Insults Wang Lang. What are you going to do about that?”

The Women's Federation holds a Qixi romance writing contest to encourage marriage. He submits The Book of Songs: Meng and The Peacock Flies Southeast, making a million female college students give up on dating and become terrified of marriage.

A sleep radio station asks him to play soft music. He tells Zhang Zhen's Ghost Stories in the middle of the night, leaving night-shift drivers across the city wide awake and full of energy.

A radio station for the elderly asks him to promote retirement. He roars, “Don't look down on the poor old man!” Retired grandpas storm the park and fight for the chance to handcraft the Buddha's Fury Lotus!

Royalties come in? The rights sell like crazy? Official honors?

Looking at his Career Contribution Ranking as it soars to number one across the federation,

Xie Mu clutches his head and sobs on the awards stage:

“Give me my money back! I came here to get fired, not to save the entertainment industry!”