After waking from a drunken stupor, Lu Ming finds himself a cannon-fodder rookie in a mist-exploration squad, facing two massive doors.
The golden door on the left gives off the aroma of roast meat, while the skull door on the right is smeared with old blood.
His bully of a teammate forces him to test the golden door for traps, while the aloof, mature female squad leader watches coldly. “Choose wrong, and nobody’s coming to save you.”
Lu Ming is just about to play it safe when pale blue writing suddenly appears in his mind:
[Left Golden Door: A B-rank man-eating flower’s mouth. Open it and you die, without even your underwear left!]
[Right Skull Door: A storage room belonging to an ancient powerhouse. No danger, and it contains three huge treasure chests!]
Lu Ming immediately puffs out his chest, his face full of righteous resolve. “A real man doesn’t pick on the weak! To keep the squad leader out of danger, I’ll take on this door of death!”
He pushes open the door, and a room full of gold, silver, jewels, and weapons of fine steel dazzles everyone!
From that day on, the squad’s whole vibe goes completely off the rails.
He says, “I’m an honest, respectable guy,” while drawing his blade and slicing off the green tea girl’s hair. He calls out, “Brother Tiger, may fortune be with you!” while slipping him a blood jade that attracts monsters.
Then he ties up a B-rank lord and stuffs him into the trunk of an armored vehicle. At last, the aloof squad leader loses her composure, cheeks flushed as she corners him against the wall:
“Lu Ming, you call this being an honest guy? About those special requests tonight... what exactly are you planning?!”
