Traveling Between Two Worlds, Wu Dalang Slaughters His Way Through Water Margin

My name is Wu Dalang. I'm from Qinghe County, and I make a living selling steamed buns in Yanggu County.

I have a younger brother named Wu Song, and he can kill tigers!

Life was getting better and better, but then my wife, Pan Jinlian, cheated on me with her lover, Ximen Qing, and even beat me up.

I thought they'd poison me to death with a cup of wine, but then I had an incredible stroke of luck: I gained the ability to travel back and forth between the modern world and the Northern Song Dynasty.

This time, I don't want to be that meek, spineless pushover anymore.

First, I'll settle the score with my three enemies, Pan Jinlian, Ximen Qing, and Wang Po.

Then I'll have Doubao be my strategist and come up with plans, and join my own brother, Wu Song, to conquer the world together.

Taking advantage of being able to travel between the two worlds, I'll set up a stall in the modern world to earn money, buy supplies, and learn how to do business. Then I'll return to the Song Dynasty and turn it all into cash. I'll recruit heroes from all over and raise an army of our own.

When the Jurchen march south and the Jingkang disaster looms, I'll lead Wu Song and our brothers in an uprising, hold back the Jin army, and protect the people.

Even a humble man who started out selling steamed buns like me will shout: Are kings and generals born to be noble?