The System is forcing me to hit on a green-haired, unhinged girl at a roadside food stall, and I have to promise to buy her Wangwang Freezies for the rest of her life. What am I supposed to do with my dignity?!
Luckily, the [Underworld System] is insanely powerful. As long as I complete humiliating, bizarre, and downright unhinged missions, I can earn unlimited cash and instantly make god-tier skills permanent, including [Combat Mastery], [Grandmaster Foot Massage], and [Iron Shirt]!
Those who bullied and humiliated me before will get a hundredfold payback thanks to my prankster System! From today on, whether it's the aloof campus beauty or a rich heiress, they'll have to serve me tea and wait on me hand and foot when they see the trillions in my account and my invincible ability to tear steel apart with my bare hands!