I Could Do It Too: From the Start, I'm the Crocodile Gang Boss

Feng Xiaogang, an overworked office drone binge-watching Kung Fu late at night, watched the Crocodile Gang boss strut out after showing off, only to be riddled with axes by the Axe Gang. He couldn't help scoffing, "That's it? I could do that too." The moment he said it, a System bound itself to him, and his soul transmigrated into a new body. When he opened his eyes, he was sprawled in the rain on the streets of Shanghai. His forehead had just smacked the ground, he was in an awkward position, and more than twenty axes were raised at the end of the alley.

The good news: he got a four-piece starter set from the start. An indestructible body that blades and bullets can't harm; max-level swagger that makes people weak in the knees the moment he speaks; the ability to predict the enemy's tricks, even knowing where they'll lay their ambushes; and an aura that wins the loyalty of masters, making it hard to recruit anyone who'll turn against him.

The bad news: every master in this city is a handful. The landlord collecting rent at Pigsty Walled City can shatter glass with a shout, and the tailor can drive her ruler three inches into wood. A once-in-a-thousand-years genius is digging through trash on the street. The man in the mental hospital asks only, "How many hits can you take?" And the foreign guns in the concessions are still trained on them.

Feng Xiaogang wants only one thing: nobody who follows him is allowed to die for nothing again. So he tears down the Axe Gang, takes over the walled city, wins Xu Wenqiang and Ding Li over to his side, and forces the foreigners to lower their guns one by one.

At last, standing at the highest point in the city, he looks back and shouts, "Who's next? I'm done with this place. Who's coming overseas with me to build a country?"