After I got cheated on, I opened an Ex-Boyfriend Reclamation Shop and listed my scumbag ex for sale, but a domineering CEO paid 9.99 million for me...
The day I caught my boyfriend in bed with my best friend, I turned around and registered the "Ex-Boyfriend Reclamation Shop."
My scumbag ex's devoted-lover persona? Listed for sale. His apology voice messages? Edited into a meme ringtone, just 9.9 yuan with free shipping.
The night the whole internet was laughing, a mysterious big shot raised his paddle: "9.99 million. I'm buying her."
I thought it was a revenge purchase, but then he handed me a contract: "Pretend to be my fiancée for three months."
Later, my ex knelt outside the shop, begging to be taken back. I quoted my price: "I wouldn't take you even if you paid me."
Then I found out that Mr. 9.99 Million was the man I'd secretly loved in college, my unattainable first love.
And his phone still held the business plan I'd thrown away back then, with a note: "When she opens up shop, I'll be her first investor."
