[Cross-World Trader] [Face-Slapping Comeuppance] [Romantic Rivalry with Multiple Heroines] [Lighthearted Comedy]
Antique dealer Shen Lang discovers that the Han-dynasty bronze mirror in his possession is connected to a cultivation world suffering a “Doomsday Famine”!
The immortals there haven't had clean water or salt in three hundred years. Their bodies are rotting and oozing pus, and they're so hungry they chew tree bark!
With the passage limited to the size of a bowl, Shen Lang whips out Yiwu's cheap merchandise and becomes a ruthless capitalist in the immortal world!
The aloof Empress would rather die than give in? Shen Lang makes a bowl of instant braised-beef noodles in front of the mirror and blows the aroma her way with a little fan!
Three minutes later, the Empress's Daoist heart crumbles. She breaks down in tears and snaps her imperial weapon in half to pass it through. “Stop blowing that smell over here! I'll trade the Nine Heavens Mysterious Maiden Scripture for one sip of noodle broth!”
The peerless Sword God has a terrible temper? Shen Lang tosses over some two-yuan table salt and a pack of amoxicillin. The Sword God drops to his knees on the spot and calls Shen Lang “father”!
A windproof lighter becomes “Solar True Flame,” a solar-powered flashlight becomes an “Ultimate Imperial Weapon,” and medicated oil becomes a “Divine Soul-Refreshing Elixir”!
Looking at the mountains of worthless stones and old bamboo slips from the immortal world piled up at home, Shen Lang casually takes them to an auction house, triggering a bidding frenzy among the world's billionaires!
“Demon Lord over there, listen up! You want an ice-cold Coke? Go dig the luminous pearl out of your ancestor's tomb and use it to pay!”
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