[Adorable Baby] [Family Mind Reading] [Transmigrate into a Book] [Beloved by All] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] [Powerful Backers] [No Romance] [Healing] [Feel-Good] [Funny]
Yun Yao was an unknown demon egg. She worked hard at cultivating for a hundred years, and finally... got eaten by a great demon.
The King of Hell promised her a lifetime of wealth and glory. Yun Yao happily went off to be reborn, only to discover that she had transmigrated into a story! She was now the most insignificant of cannon fodder, destined to be skinned and dismembered by her own mother at her first-month celebration!
[Mother, please don't kill me! You aren't even a daughter of the Wei family. They bought you from human traffickers to take the disaster meant for their real daughter, then tortured you until you went mad and jumped off a cliff.]
Her mother, a spy raised by the Wei family since childhood, turned completely ruthless.
Yun Yao looked at her lame father, who seemed utterly broken.
[Even if Father had two good legs, it wouldn't help. In the end, they'd still chop off all four limbs and feed him to the dogs.]
Her frail father strode about with ease, dual blades in hand, killing everyone in sight.
[Grandmother, Consort Shu, is so beautiful. What a pity she'll have her tongue and eyes removed and be thrown into the Cold Palace to die miserably.]
Consort Shu, who had always kept a low profile to avoid attention, became empress in the blink of an eye.
[Grandfather the emperor is so suspicious and paranoid, but won't he still be poisoned by his favorite consort in the end? He'll lie in bed, wishing he were dead, with no one to wipe his bottom.]
The volatile emperor started giving Yun Yao the cold shoulder while changing her diapers.
The plot veered wildly off course, leaving the original heroine and the System completely dumbfounded.
They used curses, poison, assassins, and demons... They were determined to eliminate Yun Yao, the story's massive bug!
Yun Yao looked at the immortals and demons who had come to kill her, blinked her big, innocent eyes, and asked, "Godmother?"
Everyone was stunned!
Yun Yao sheepishly rubbed her little hands together. She'd been too lonely in her past life, so she'd taken a few billion godmothers...
