On Tong Lele's third birthday, the gates of a haunted mansion come crashing down from the sky.
A high-dimensional horror entity roars that it's going to take her back to be its ghost bride.
With a pacifier between her lips, Lele calls the direct line to the Military Science Academy.
"Hello, Uncle? There's a weird man bothering me while I drink my milkshake, and he wants to kidnap a child!"
Three minutes later, red flags fly as a fully armed special forces company and an expedition team drop in and take control of the scene.
The King of Ten Thousand Ghosts bares his fangs and roars, "How dare mere mortals challenge the divine?!"
Lele blinks her big eyes. "Liar! Ghosts don't exist. They're just vacuum cleaners with mops stuck in them!"
[Absolute Lies Made Real] takes effect instantly!
The arrogant Ghost King transforms on the spot into a round robot vacuum with a red mop stuck upside down on its head, buzzing around the courtyard as it cleans the floor.
White-haired scientists rush through the light gate, their eyes shining. "Such pure dark-matter energy! Get it into an insulated cage and haul it away to generate electricity!"
The ghosts are each tagged with barcodes and treated as experimental materials, while the horror dungeons are converted into clean-energy bases.
The gods in the high-dimensional realm watch their followers working on sewing machines along an assembly line and completely lose it!
