From the Start, I Had Three Equipment Slots, and I Rolled an Overpowered Affix

[Tycoon] [Multiple Heroines] [Portable Equipment Slots] [Black Technology] [Campus Life] [Handcrafted]

After waking up with a hangover, Ye Lanchen is not only dumped by his aloof, uniformed counselor, who pays him 2,000 yuan to keep quiet, but also unexpectedly awakens a [Three-Slot Portable Equipment Bar]!

As long as he puts an item in his inventory, it can roll an absurd, concept-level attribute! Wear it for 30 days, and it becomes a permanent part of his body!

[Basic Fitness Manual (White), rolls divine effects: Golden Physique (Gold) + Martial Arts Grandmaster (Gold)]

[Rusty Old Copper Coin (White), rolls unbelievable divine skills: Double Side-Hustle Luck (Gold) + Truth and Falsehood Insight (Gold)]

[Old Pinduoduo Skateboard (White), rolls dimension-defying black technology: Antigravity Magnetic Levitation (Rainbow)]

A campus bully uses his power to oppress people? Ye Lanchen twists a solid iron pipe apart with his bare hands. "How many kilos did you say your punch had?"

The sweet, soft-spoken counselor: "Last night was an accident! We're even after those 2,000 yuan! ...Why are you standing so far away? What are you planning?"

The cool, aloof senior: "We agreed you'd just help me shoot an antigravity video. How did you end up winning me over too?"

The trillion-yuan CEO: "His antigravity engine kept my hundred-billion-yuan conglomerate up all night!"

A privileged financial dynasty and an aerospace giant join forces to crush him?

Ye Lanchen looks at his now-empty equipment bar and slowly puts a scrapped rocket inside...

Global aerospace overlord: "Good heavens! His busted skateboard just sent our fighter jets flying out of the atmosphere?!"