A game of the supernatural descends, and Yu Sui, a max-level living King of Hell, is forced to babysit newbies.
She looks at the weak, helpless green-tea guy Chi Yan, who keeps frantically burrowing into her arms, then at Zhao Chi, the rich, sweet but clueless second-generation kid on her other side, so scared he's blowing snot bubbles.
Yu Sui takes a deep breath. "This batch of teammates would be better off as ghost food."
The dungeon boss lunges at them with its gaping maw. Chi Yan cowers behind Yu Sui. "Sui Sui, I'm so scared! Protect me~"
Zhao Chi clings to her leg and wails. "Sui-jie, save me! I've never even been in love!"
Yu Sui grabs the boss's head and twists it 180 degrees, then smiles as she comforts them. "Don't be scared. You'll look awful when you die."
Later, players across the server discover that the legendary number-one beta tester who slaughtered her way through hell is treating the dungeons like a vacation resort, accompanied by a scheming psycho and a screaming chicken of a male sidekick.
Yu Sui: "Quiet down. Make another peep and I'll toss you to the boss for a midnight snack."
Chi Yan, breathing out like an orchid: "Sure. I'd love to be the sweetest bite in Sui Sui's mouth."
Zhao Chi: "...Can you two pull me out of this coffin before you start flirting?!"
[This story is entirely fictional. Please do not imitate.]
