The On-Screen Comments Spoil a Confiscation? The Foolish Princess Clears Out the Entire Capital Before Exile

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Qin Chuxue is a fool.

On her wedding day, her biased father tricks her into marrying the cruel, crippled Prince of Chu to protect his wicked younger daughter, while marrying that daughter off to the Prince of Zhenbei, who commands a powerful army.

Her mind may be slow, but she can see the comments floating before her eyes!

[Sweetie, run! Marrying Prince Chu means certain death. The Prince of Zhenbei right beside you is the one to cling to!]

So, in front of the whole capital, she turns around, throws herself into the Prince of Zhenbei's arms, and refuses to let go, stealing the groom in front of everyone!

Her wicked younger sister comes looking for trouble in a furious rage?

Qin Chuxue snatches back her space and spirit spring golden finger, then secretly drinks the spring water to restore her intelligence.

The comments reveal that the scheming emperor plans to confiscate their property and exile them!

Qin Chuxue goes on a midnight shopping spree across the capital, empties her enemies' estates, and even clears out the imperial treasury. Not even a mouse could leave without tears in its eyes and a cane in its paws!

On the way into exile, her wicked father and sister are reduced to chewing bark and fighting over slop, furious and utterly broken.

With the comments guiding her in real time and a hundred billion worth of supplies at her disposal, Qin Chuxue travels with her husband, roast lamb in one hand and iced sour plum soup in the other, treating the journey like a taxpayer-funded vacation.

Her husband, who had been on his guard around her, gradually realizes the little fool is so clever she's almost a monster. He turns into a doting husband who eagerly plays along with her schemes!

In public, she acts like an innocent fool, babbling nonsense as she takes down the worst offenders. In secret, he hands her a knife and cuts off their hands and feet.

She credits every stroke of genius to divine guidance, and he understands at once, slaughtering his way through the enemy camp before turning back to help her play innocent with wide, pleading eyes.

Once they reach their place of exile, the comments reveal that the emperor plans to slaughter the city too!

With her intelligence fully restored, Qin Chuxue stands atop the city wall and points toward the capital. "Husband, that dragon throne in the capital looks pretty good to me."

The Prince of Zhenbei holds Qin Chuxue tightly, drops his disguise, and waves the banner high. "If my wife calls for it, then of course I'll do it!"