I'm Building a Happy Little Town, and You Say the Supernatural Is Resurfacing

"Jiang Xian, as a core member of the Anomalous Entities Management Bureau's Level 5 Investigation Team..."

"A coworker reported that you secretly keep 320,000 anomalous entities and have them all living in a small town. Do you have anything to say?"

"Jealousy! Pure, unadulterated jealousy!"

Jiang Xian's face flushed red as he argued his case. "It's a Happy Town! I'm the mayor, and they aren't anomalous entities at all!"

Reporter: "But I hear there's someone named Jiang Feng in your neighborhood who patrols at midnight every day, dragging a chain behind him. Anyone he catches breaking the rules lets out a bloodcurdling scream, and sometimes a severed leg gets tossed out. This..."

Jiang Xian: "He's security! You know, security! Sure, he can be a little rough, but he's absolutely doing it to keep everyone safe."

Reporter: "And there's the bun shop owner, whose store is always filled with the fragrant smell of... anomalous meat filling..."

Jiang Xian: "Ahem, well, that's all for today's interview! I've really got somewhere to be. There's a haunted bus I need to check out!"

A little over ten minutes later.

Jiang Xian showed up at the haunted bus scene, looking utterly helpless.

"Ahem, I know, I know. Happy Town needs a bus... Come on, stop arguing!"

"Or 'he' is going to get away!"