(Anti-cliche cultivation + broke protagonist + dark humor)
Who says you need a cultivator's true fire to make pills? Lin Ye will tell you: use a Heavenly Dao brand secondhand microwave and glucose syrup, set it to high for ten minutes, and out comes a top-grade divine pill, with a 92% absorption rate and zero residual pill toxins!
After transmigrating into a modern cultivation world, Lin Ye uses his World-Breaking Pearl to become a broker between realms.
In the ancient cultivation world, he uses medicated balm, flashlights, and high-voltage stun batons to pull off all kinds of tricks, earning reverence as a heavenly immortal from countless sects.
In the modern cultivation world, he whips out natural spirit stones and microwave-made divine pills, and manages to bamboozle the top special envoy from Longevity Pharmaceuticals into treating him like a brother and clinging to him for support!
He makes a fortune buying goods in the ancient realm and selling them at a huge profit in the modern immortal mansions. Before he knows it, this low-level interrealm broker has the fate of both worlds firmly in his hands!
