The Jiajing Emperor of the Great Ming Asked About Immortality, So I Flung Out the Periodic Table

History graduate Lu Chenzhou got bound to a System.

As long as he livestreamed from his rented apartment, the content would be projected into the skies of every dynasty, and there was no way to turn it off!

And so things went completely off the rails...

Lu Chenzhou explained the "Ten Signs of Manhood."

Liu Bang turned to Xiao He. "Chancellor, you get up to pee a lot at night. Is it because..."

Cao Shen blushed furiously. "Your Majesty, don't listen to his nonsense! It's just from bouncing around on horseback!"

Lu Chenzhou went shopping and started cooking. A blue flame rose from the gas stove.

Emperor Jiajing excitedly called in. "A fire without fuel! This is a miracle of the immortals! Do people in later ages have a way to become immortal?"

Lu Chenzhou whipped out a periodic table. "An immortal? First, accumulate great merit. What makes you think you deserve to sit at the same table as Taizong?"

Jiajing overturned his alchemy furnace on the spot!

Ying Zheng guzzled hot water, Li Shimin tossed away his elixir, and Old Zhu ordered his entire court to bathe!

The emperors of every dynasty watched the people of later ages enjoying good food and drink, their eyes collectively turning red. "So this... is a flourishing age?!"