My Cool, Stunning Ex-Wife Dumped Me, Yet Still Won't Leave My Home

[Multiple Heroines] [Chuunibyou] [Jealousy]

My name is Su Mu. I'm 26 and draw comics. I'm so broke all I have left is talent and a mouth that begs to be punched.

After our divorce, my elegant ex-wife Ruan Qingci, a top lawyer, tossed me an agreement. "You have a share in the house. I can't be bothered to pay you. Keep living here. Don't go out and embarrass yourself."

So we got divorced without separating our household.

Then an app I couldn't uninstall appeared on my phone: [Meowmon: Cloud Pet]. Scan someone in, and you can "cloud-raise" them. Send virtual coffee, and suddenly she wants an Americano in real life. Give her a JK outfit, and she'll be wearing it the next day.

A blush-faced medical student who practically steams with embarrassment calls me "Contractor" and vows to face the abyss in a mortal body. A qipao-clad proprietress swirls her wine and asks, "This thing... wasn't it supposed to be mine?" A top-tier star climbs through the window into my studio in the middle of the night, calls me "Brother Mu," and all she wants is a bowl of instant noodles with extra ham.

I thought I was free.

Then one day, Ruan Qingci slapped the divorce agreement in my face and sneered:

"Su Mu, just try fooling around with another woman. Clause Seven of the agreement: If either party changes their mind, the other must accept unconditionally. Valid for life."

I looked down. After Clause Seven, in her handwriting, were four words:

Just try it and die.

Wait, who the hell is changing their mind here?