[Modern Cultivation + Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Terrible Luck + Ensemble Cast]
Zhu Qing'an is the unluckiest person alive.
During evening study in her final year of high school, she accidentally blew up the bathroom and got caught by the “Official Special Administration Bureau.”
She wanted to turn down the job, but even the family’s robot vacuum had become sentient.
Captain Shen coldly shoved a contract at her. “Room and board included, plus five insurances and a housing fund. You might die easily, though. Sign or not?”
Zhu Qing'an: “...I’ll sign.”
She thought joining the government meant she could lie flat, but on her first day, she took one look at her bizarre teammates and fell into deep thought:
A shy girl with a sweet face who swings a giant pink hammer.
A sickly shut-in with glasses who gets nosebleeds whenever he calculates a formation.
A rich second-generation heir who’s afraid of dying and can only throw money at every problem.
Instructor: “You’re the toughest one. You’re the captain now.”
Later, high-level demons invaded, and the higher-ups used them as cannon fodder.
Everyone thought this F-rank team was doomed.
Then Zhu Qing'an sighed, picked up a loose brick, infused it with water, fire, and lightning spiritual energy, and shouted, “Lu Zhaoyu, put up a shield! Gu Minqiu, smash it! Song Tinglan, call out the targets! Blow them to hell!”
Her teammates trembled. “Captain, that brick is blowing up our own shield!”
A slapstick story about a bunch of government misfits working day jobs, vanquishing demons in a modern city, and occasionally demolishing buildings along the way.
(Reading Guide: No romance, everyone is a goofball, and the main appeal is the funniest team battles delivered with the most fearsome faces.)
