The Tang Dynasty's Little Immortal, Bluffing Li Shimin!

[Tang Dynasty] [Comedy] [Infrastructure]

Li Xuanyi transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty and became a little fortune-teller.

From the start, Li Shimin suspected he had teamed up with Wei Zheng to set a trap for him, and threw him in the imperial prison. Fortunately, Changsun recognized his talent and urged Li Shimin to reconsider.

In the end, Li Xuanyi proved that fortune-telling was just probability theory, and talked Li Shimin into giving him a dilapidated Taoist temple.

He won Changsun's favor and Li Shimin's esteem.

As the rundown temple rose into a grand hall, hosted banquets, and started making big money,

Li Shimin decided he would not let this idle fish get away. But Li Xuanyi was an exceptionally slippery fish: he only gave advice and never did any real work.

Official business = sightseeing.

Investigations = experiencing life.

Military campaigns = business opportunities.

He played the court's powerful men against one another, suppressing the great clans while also drawing them in.

Promises, promises.

Li Shimin: I am quite full already, my dear subject. Stop feeding me your promises.

The powerful men at court: You brat, all you have is a silver tongue. Where's the money coming in?

The Five Surnames and Seven Clans: Damn it! The more we cooperate, the smaller our fortunes get. We have to impeach him!

Crown Prince Li Chengqian: Teacher, I'm not hungry. Could you tell me more about how everyone is equal?

Li Tai: Teacher, I have money. Hurry and teach me how people can fly into the sky! Does Chang'e really not live on the moon? Can iron ships really sail on water? Are the stars really spheres?

Li Ke: I will lead the campaign myself! I will rule in person! The western barbarians must be conquered. I am the son of the Tang's Heavenly Khan and the grandson of the Great Sui's Sage Khan. Dismount and surrender at once!

Princess Changle, Li Lizhi: I am the Tang Dynasty's director of women's affairs, and I advocate equality between men and women.

Princess Jinyang, Li Mingda: Little Sizi has money, Father, give me money.