After I Transmigrated into a Book: I'm Done Being This Villain's Uncle

I'm Xiang Yang, the very definition of absurd!

My brother and I share one body. He's the gentle main personality, while I'm the secondary personality who has to make do with whatever space is left. We both dream of splitting up and getting a body of our own.

I had just escaped from a hellish lab and barely gotten a breath of freedom when a popcorn machine nailed me right in the head. I transmigrated into The Villain Is No Push-Over and got bound to System 127.

I heard I could make a wish, so I immediately wished to split our bodies apart, and promptly crashed the System.

From the start, I got saddled with the role of a wicked uncle! My own sister lured me in with a million-yuan promise to take care of six kids. They looked like helpless little darlings, but every one of them was a future villain and big shot! The original owner had even sold off the third child, leaving me a complete mess to clean up.

I settled into a carefree child-raising routine. Just when things had finally been peaceful for a few days, a knife-wielding person who looked exactly like me appeared before my eyes!