[Transmigrate Into a Book] [Social Butterfly Gone Wild] [Sweet Everyday Romance]
Other people who transmigrate into a book get the heroine's script. Bai Zhi and her best friend Xia Cheng got bargain-basement contracts to sell themselves!
The good news: They're marrying into the capital's top wealthy family. They're rich!
The bad news: One husband is paralyzed in a wheelchair and looks like a cold-faced King of Hell, while the other is in the living room smashing a TV with his bare hands!
The original heroine would have run off in tears, but this pair of oddballs are munching on sunflower seeds backstage at the wedding. "The disabled tycoon is rich and smart, and the crazy young master is handsome and can fight. How is this marrying beneath us? It's a windfall falling from the sky!"
And just like that, the Xiao family's whole vibe goes completely off the rails!
The eldest young master coolly orders, "I'll give you some money to leave in three months."
Bai Zhi crouches to meet his eyes and calmly takes his pulse. "Don't rush me out. You're poisoned and about to die. Want to sign up for a course of treatment first?"
The second young master angrily smashes a cup. "Aren't you afraid I'll kill you?!"
Xia Cheng crosses her legs and scrolls through videos. "I am, but I'm even lazier! If you're going to hit me, hurry up. Then help me order takeout. I didn't get enough braised pork at the wedding!"
The vicious third aunt tries to lay down the law? Xia Cheng shoots back, "Aren't you sitting a little too close to the front?" The woman is so furious she drops her chopsticks!
The scheming cousin hosts a tea party and makes snide remarks? Bai Zhi smiles and informs the room, "The husbands of three ladies here all stayed out last week." The whole party erupts!
As long as I have no morals, the villains can't blackmail me!