Doomsday survival + stockpiling supplies + shady merchant business + no saintly behavior + fully armed
The villains are coming: Chuanxi Zhan Shoushi of the Crooked Country, Laxi Yikudang III of the Wet-Kiss Country, Hua Duzi of the Mud-Monkey Country, Pufu Xie of the Wood-Bang Country, and Dachanggan Zaola Buchulaisi, the King of the Enduring Crab, of the Disinfectant Country.
Acid rain descends upon the world, and the global atmosphere undergoes a transformation. Acidic particles enter the human digestive system through breathing, causing persistent diarrhea in everyone. Antidiarrheal medicine can only temporarily ease the symptoms, not cure them. Prolonged diarrhea causes dehydration and electrolyte imbalances, eventually leaving the body too weak to survive. Animals also turn into zombies.
A roll of toilet paper starts at 100 yuan. A bottle of antidiarrheal medicine starts at 1,000 yuan. Prices rise exponentially.
As a result, antidiarrheal medicine and toilet paper become hard currency.
With money, you can buy food. With money, you can buy weapons and equipment.
The protagonist, Lin Runhua, gives the last bottle of antidiarrheal medicine he has to his cousin, who has traveled a long way to seek refuge with him. After taking it, she feels much better, but claims it didn't work and hogs the bathroom.
Then, while the male lead isn't looking, she kicks him out the door, where a pack of stray zombie dogs bites him to death.
Carrying his resentment and regret, the male lead transmigrates back to three days before the diarrhea apocalypse.
Apart from what he needs for food, he spends all his money on antidiarrheal medicine and toilet paper.
Living alone, he fills his entire room with supplies. He also obtains a storage space the size of ten soccer fields, which he fills with toilet paper and a ton of antidiarrheal medicine.
His neighbors see his strange behavior and think he's gone crazy. When doomsday officially arrives, the pharmacies and supermarkets are stripped of all their toilet paper.
This time, I'm going to become the world's "Crab" King.
I'm eating, brother, what can I bring out?