The Entire Rainforest Heard My Thoughts, and the Giant Python Got Hooked on the Gossip

[Gossip + mind reading + funny ensemble cast + sweet romance in a beast world]

Paparazzo Ruan Mianmian transmigrates into a harmless, toothless corn snake and runs into the rainforest’s ruler, a black-and-gold giant python, from the start.

With death staring her in the face, she shuts her eyes and blurts out gossip like crazy: [You’re going to eat me? Your nemesis is stealing your bamboo rats right now, and he’s pooping on your luxury bed!]

The python’s jaws stop mid-bite. He hoists her onto his head and rushes back to his lair to catch the culprit in the act.

Ruan Mianmian thinks her inner thoughts are private, never realizing they’re being broadcast to everyone within fifty paces. Today, she exposes a leopard’s bald spots; tomorrow, she reveals a wild boar’s fear of the dark. The fearsome beasts break down in their local dialects, then spend the night sobbing and delivering nuts to buy her silence. The whole rainforest establishes a new rule: If you see that red-and-white little snake, pay tribute first!

The cold-blooded python pokes her belly. “Don’t go to sleep. Who exactly did the peahen next door run off with?”