“If you want it and I have it, I'll give it my all and hand over everything I own.”
“But hey, our relationship goes both ways. Just give your uncle a heartwarming little bag, and Uncle Long will treat you so well you'll be moved to tears!”
Hao Dalong, a 215-jin student who's been putting off graduation, has the imposing face of a 50-year-old big shot. He wears faded Armani knockoffs and talks big every day, pretending to be rich.
Everyone is waiting for him to get exposed on the spot.
But then... it all comes true!
A blowtorch reveals two jin of real gold, a scanner detects a 40-million watch, and even when the fish's head isn't pointed at him, a top grandmaster rushes over to pour him tea with a deep bow!
As the assembled bigwigs kneel in fear, Uncle Long sticks out his belly, calmly tucks two bottles of Wuliangye under his arms, then casually pats the shoulder of the trillion-yuan tycoon at the door.
“Hey, you chubby little guy blocking the way, pay your uncle 888 yuan for a cab. And remember, the note has to say: voluntary gift, non-refundable!”
