Rule Horror: From the Start, the Security Guard Knows a Thing or Two About Stitching

[Rule Horror] [Wacky Comedy] [No Female Lead] [Dimensional Overmatch] [Capitalist]

The supernatural resurged beneath a blood moon. Jiang Zhe transmigrated into a night-shift security guard at a half-built tower block thick with Yin energy. From the start, an unbeatable S-rank evil spirit pounded on his door, while all he had was a battered flashlight. With a hellish start like this, how was he supposed to survive?

Ding! The [Rule Concept Fuser] awakened!

Can't beat an unbeatable horror? He went straight to scavenging junk for rule traits! From half a wooden comb, he extracted [Forced Hair-Smoothing]. From a busted flashlight, he extracted [Absolute Blinding]. When he forcibly fused the two, the haughty woman in red had no choice but to kneel on the ground, weeping tears of blood as his cleaner!

From the SAN-draining combination of [Must Knock Three Times] + [Northeastern Floral Padded Jacket] to the physics-defying holy sword of [Truth Lies Within Range] + [Absolute Critical Hit], Jiang Zhe fused all kinds of absurd rules and arranged a full 996 work schedule of blessings for the horrors!

Until one day, he opened the door to the security booth and led countless horrors in yellow vests on a counter-invasion of the unknowable Supreme Divine Realm...