[Historical romance + wild imagination + transmigrate + strong female lead + face-slapping + comeback + everyone begs on their knees + satisfying read]
On her wedding night, the brutal prince gripped a bone-scraping knife and sneered, "Your skin is so soft. It'd make the perfect fan."
Luo Jiuqiu, the number one thief in the interstellar world, burst out laughing.
The next second, she kicked him where it hurt, ruining his chances of fathering children, then stripped off his underpants and stuffed them into a hidden compartment!
Want to skin her?
She retaliated with a higher-dimensional black hole...
Three treasure vaults? Emptied!
Five granaries? Cleared out!
She didn't even leave behind the priceless purple-jade wheelchair or the floor tiles!
Her scumbag father and wicked sister sold her off for five thousand taels to bring good luck to a sick man. She turned the tables, framed them, had them crippled, and sent into exile.
The crossbows from the Eastern Palace's private armory and the prized Ferghana horses from the stables became her personal property overnight!
Then came a three-year drought. Thousands of miles of land turned barren, and corpses littered the roads.
Her once-high-and-mighty scumbag father and his family fought over food in the mud, killing one another just to survive.
Meanwhile, inside Luo Jiuqiu's luxurious carriage, chilled sour-plum drink and beef in sauce left the refugees drooling with envy!
A crooked inn wanted to rob her?
She casually claimed the underground river and unlocked a portable spirit spring to fertilize her fields!
The court's elite heavy cavalry came to hunt her down?
She activated the gravity field and ripped their commander's armor apart with her bare hands!
The crippled prince offered a reward of one hundred thousand taels in the capital: "Dig up every inch of ground if you have to. I want that wretch hacked to pieces!"
But when the barbarian cavalry breached the nation's borders and chaos engulfed the land, her invincible private army, clad in black armor and armed with divine crossbows, had already swept across the southern lands...
The prince was still waiting for her corpse to turn up in the wilderness, never realizing that in this chaotic age, the whole realm might soon bear a different surname...
