Author's note: I'm still terrible at writing blurbs, so here's a short conversation instead.
System: [Are you sure you want to do this? If Wu Xie gets so scared he has a heart attack and dies on the spot, we might both get struck by heavenly lightning.]
Gu Xingyao clicks her tongue inwardly and replies: [You really underestimate the protagonist's capacity for emotional stress. An overly thrilling story always makes one's heart race, then breeds love that grows into a towering tree.]
And love can overcome any obstacle.
That's a lie.
But that's not important.
System: [...]
The System curses her as crazy, then snaps, [That's a nervous reaction triggered by extreme fear! If someone's heart stops beating after a scare, it's because they're scared to death, idiot!]
Whatever~
Wu Xie is such a jinx, the kind who can bring corpses back to life just by encountering a coffin, and escape any dangerous situation with his life. How could he die?
Gu Xingyao doesn't take it to heart and cuts off communication.
PS: The female lead mostly appears in men's clothing and has a secret identity. Not many people know she's a girl. The writing style is pretty unhinged, with the main focus on comedy and messing with people. It's all just for fun.
