Top landscape designer Lin Tingfeng quit the industry after developing a severe case of "urban noise aversion."
Back in his seaside hometown's old quarter, he unexpectedly bound himself to the God-Tier Slow Living System.
The System's rules: Open a shop that is stress-free and slow-paced. The lower the revenue and the longer he spends slacking off, the more retirement savings he earns!
Lin Tingfeng was overjoyed. This was right up his alley!
He opened a bookstore, filled it with sleep-inducing classics, and lit calming incense. The whole idea was to make sure nobody read anything.
He opened a private restaurant with no menu, cooking whatever he caught. He served just one table a day and had a long list of rules.
He'd planned to drain the System's funds in peace, lie flat, and cuddle cats.
But then...
City workers plagued by insomnia packed the bookstore, paying by the hour just to get a good night's sleep.
Countless top foodies suffering from anorexia waved their money around and waited three days and nights outside his restaurant.
Staring at the fortune pouring in day after day, Lin Tingfeng sighed at the sky. "Please, stop coming! I just want to lose a little of my retirement fund!"
