You Put Me on Run for the Money, and I Show Up on a Trike?

[Entertainment] [System] [Absurd Antics] [Running Man Ensemble] [Against Artificially Sweet Romance]

Reborn as a universally hated pretty face who lucks into every opportunity, he lands on the hit national variety show Keep Running from the start.

Bound to a "God-Tier Variety Show System," he can draw prizes by creating iconic moments, but every reward he gets is crazier than the last!

[Childcare Pro] [Bedtime Story Expert] [All-Terrain Off-Road Tricycle (Big Red Three-Wheeler)]...

The production team: "Find a way to spark a couple pairing with Dilraba and create a sweet atmosphere!"

In front of the livestream cameras, Lu Li whips out a yellow tape measure. "Ms. Reba, take a step back. Keep 1.8 meters between us, so no one can accuse us of faking a scandal."

The production team: "Show up in a luxury car to pick up the female guest!"

Lu Li roars up on his Big Red Three-Wheeler, boasting "a panoramic sunroof and a hundred-meter acceleration powered by a pile of steamed buns." "Hey, sis, heading into town? Ten yuan a seat!"

The entire internet's comment feed erupts with laughter: [We told you to do a dating-show vibe, so why are you acting out a rural romance?!]

Then, at the black-ball challenge, Lu Li transforms into a six-sided warrior and leaves afterimages as he turns back in two steps, crushing the black ball over the 31-meter distance that even tough guy Li Chen couldn't manage!

At that moment, all the doubts fell silent.

Deng Chao clutched his head and sucked in a breath. Chen He gaped in shock. The internet's haters all stood up, speechless:

"Seriously, man, how are you an abstract comedian and a hidden martial arts god at the same time?!"