Tricking All the Heavens: I Became the Old Man in the Ring

I, Li Mo, was hit by an electric scooter and woke up as a ring.

The System says I can cultivate by tricking disciples. Every time I fool one, the ring grows an inch. After a thousand tricks, I'll take human form.

The first person to wear me was a down-and-out young man. He thought I was an ancient Pill Sovereign and knelt to call me Master. I made up a cultivation technique, and he practiced it. I gave him random missions, and he believed me. I invented a plant that didn't exist, and he searched for it for three days.

But I tricked him a thousand times and saved him a thousand times, too.

On the day he discovered the truth, I stood before him, waiting for him to strike me with his sword.

He called out, "Master."

Tags: Fantasy, Comedy, System, Master and Disciple, Subverting Expectations, Absurdity, play the pig to eat the tiger, the Myriad Worlds