Chen Fan transmigrates to another world and becomes a four-foot-tall goblin from the start.
Before he can figure out what's going on, human adventurers mistake him for a monster and start hacking at him!
[Ding! The Myriad Worlds Shop System has been activated.]
[Notice: Forced theft is ineffective. Host, please conduct business civilly and win people over with virtue.]
Chen Fan: ???
You call this conducting business civilly?!
From then on, the other world's style takes a sharp turn...
Second-tier magical beast meat? Spend 10 points to get industrial-strength chili spray right in the face!
Second-tier tigerkin warrior? Spend 50 points to get elephant tranquilizer. Let's see if your neck is still tough when you're asleep!
An army led by the elven princess? Buy ten AKs! Is that enough?
[Current balance: 1,285,670 points]
[Points needed to get home: 8,714,330 more]
Chen Fan stares at the warehouse full of "secondhand goods" and falls into deep thought...
