[A fake heiress whose mouth won't obey her X a crazy uncle who holds a grudge after sleeping with her]
Qiao Yihua spent all her savings on a "premium afterlife transmigration package" at a funeral home.
When she opened her eyes, a stunning man who had been drugged was lying on top of her.
Thinking he was her beloved male lead, Xie Yanci, she climbed on top of him and called him "Brother Yanci" all night.
Only at daybreak did she realize she'd slept with the craziest villain in the book, the male lead's uncle, Xie Yan.
To make matters worse, the customer-service kitten told her that an intern had made a mistake: she hadn't transmigrated into the heroine, but into Sang You, a wicked fake heiress with an IQ below 80 who ends up in a psychiatric hospital.
As soon as the original plot's protection mechanism kicked in, she'd start cursing the heroine whenever she saw her and fawning over the male lead whenever he appeared.
Sang You just wanted to make it to the end of the story, but her mouth had ideas of its own:
"Get lost! Don't think you can take everything from me just because you're back!"
[I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry! Sis, let me bow to you! That line really had nothing to do with me!]
"Brother Yanci, my feet hurt so much. Will you help me to the lounge?~"
[Help! This line is so greasy I want to call the police. Hand! Slap yourself!]
"Uncle, actually, I've had a crush on you for a long time."
[Just keep making things up. If I can make the story convincing, I won't get stuffed into a vase.]
[Wait, why does this crazy man look more and more appealing?]
Xie Yan cornered her in a private room, tapping the pair of shoes she'd left in his car with his fingertips.
"You love me so much you can't help yourself, yet you spent all night calling my nephew's name?"
After reading the whole story, Xie Yan wondered: Wasn't she supposed to be a useless fake heiress? Who was this little liar who ran off after sleeping with him, hit herself, then asked if she could pay in installments?
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