Zhaozhao was frozen to death by her scumbag father. But when she opens her eyes, she’s come back to life on the bed of her tyrant birth father!
She has a lucky passive that makes anything she says come true.
She only meant to cling to the King of Hell and get a decent meal. Somehow, she’s become the most tyrannical crown princess in all of Jiuzhou!
In her previous life, she was hated by everyone in the Minister of Revenue’s household. At five years old, her birth father abandoned her in the snow to freeze to death. When she opened her eyes and saw the tyrant of Great Liang holding a bloodied sword, Zhaozhao thought she’d arrived in the underworld. Desperate not to go hungry again, she clung tightly to his leg. “Grandpa King of Hell, you’re so handsome! Does the underworld provide meals and lodging? Half a bun is enough!”
The tyrant immediately cracked, dropped his sword, and turned into the ultimate doting father!
With the strongest backer in the world, Zhaozhao’s “blessed little mouth” goes on a rampage.
When the imperial physician brings her poison, she wrinkles her nose. “It smells so bad. If you drink it, you’ll definitely lose control!” The physician instantly turns into a projectile-spewing warrior right there in court.
When her scumbag father comes to the capital to guilt-trip her, she looks up at the sky in wonder. “Bad people get struck by lightning, don’t they?” A thunderclap rings out under the clear sky, and her father turns into a smoking lump of charcoal.
When a fake heiress performs a ritual to frame her, Zhaozhao claps in delight, and the green-tea schemer instantly goes bald, shining like a polished egg.
When a million cavalrymen flatten an enemy kingdom for her, and the scumbag family kneels and weeps, begging forgiveness, Zhaozhao bites into a candied hawthorn skewer and blinks. “Daddy, these little ghosts are so noisy.”
Watch a five-year-old cutie dish out lightning-fast face-slapping and become the darling of the entire world!
See how she charms the world, one word at a time!
