NBA: I Carry Curry to Victory, and the Celebrities Get Jealous

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After transmigrating to 2009, he gains the playmaking ability of "Magic" and the physical gifts of the "Slim Reaper," Kevin Durant, from the start.

Su Xi becomes a freshman at Davidson College and joins forces with Curry.

Starting in the NCAA, he gradually dominates the NBA and realizes the NBA dream that once seemed utterly out of reach!!!

Curry: "Playing with Su Xi is the most comfortable thing ever. He makes everything simple!!!"

Kobe: "If it weren't for Su Xi, I'd be a man with two three-peats!"

Kevin Durant: "Su Xi is 'Kevin Durant 2.0,' isn't he? Isn't he? Isn't he?!"

Many years later, when someone asks LeBron what he thinks of Su Xi,

LeBron fumes: "Su Xi is no king of basketball. He just benefited from the weak teams in the East, and he's always had good teammates around him!!!"