You Called Me a Parasitic Vine, So I Played Along. Why Are You Going Crazy Now?

My boyfriend, Qin Xiu, is a domineering CEO known to everyone in the capital, while my best friend, Song Sa, is a famous mature beauty in the influencer scene.

I wear a different color outfit every day of the week, while they stick to black and gray.

At dinner, I'm the only one enthusiastically chatting about everything under the sun. They can barely spare a reply.

They just look coldly at me, chins slightly raised.

"Instead of wasting time talking, why not pick out a few more mature outfits? I've told you, acting cute doesn't suit you."

"The cheerful little-sunshine persona is so overdone. Aren't you tired of putting it on? You're just wasting your effort."

Only then do they swirl their stemmed glasses and sum it up:

"Be good and listen to me."

I scratched my head.

Doubao was right after all.

CEOs and mature beauties really are sharp-tongued.

That was, until Qiao Na, the student my company sponsored, came to the capital for an internship.

She bought herself a little bread-shaped car for getting around.

Qin Xiu nodded, praising how avant-garde her thinking was.

With a wave of his hand, he bought out the entire Wuling dealership for her.

She wore a rustic red dress with a floral print.

Song Sa looked her up and down and complimented her unique taste.

Then she turned her into a streamer with a million followers.

Thinking she had won the favor of the powerful and climbed into high society, she threw a car key and a property deed in front of me.

"Your fiance and best friend gave me these."

I reached out to touch them.

She slapped my hand away.

"You bitch, don't even think about getting something for free! You could sleep your way through a thousand men and still not afford these."

I didn't care. I patted the top of her head.

"Qin Xiu always tells me not to take pity on people for no reason, but if you have to sleep your way into a car and a house..."

"You must be really broke. Why don't you work as my nanny? I'll pay you."