[Quick Transmigration + Absurd Comedy + Directionally Challenged Heroine + Schrödinger's Cat Affinity + No CP]
In the apocalypse, Xia Qiqi was shoved into a tide of zombies by her ex-boyfriend and former best friend, working together.
To return to her original world and crush those two scumbags, Xia Qiqi bound herself to the trainee System Bai Xiaohei.
As long as she earned enough points, she could exchange them for a "Small World Anchor" and precisely match the world she had originally come from.
But why does something about this feel a little off?
She draws a mission about a real and fake heiress?
No problem.
Can't escape her birth family? Then she'll crush her birth family!
Forced to take the blame for a white lotus and saddled with debt?
Xia Qiqi signs the original host's name, then goes and changes the original host's name.
Hehe!
If the name's changed, what do I care how much she owes?
No special talent for the performance showcase?
Her newbie gift bag gives her a strength boost, so she puts on a show by pulling a willow tree out of the ground!
So what if she's bad with directions?
As long as she reaches the final destination, that's all that matters. The Earth is round, anyway.
And what if she has Schrödinger's cat affinity?
Even if her master rewards her with cat-paw punches every day, nothing can stop her from having no men in her heart and pulling up trees like a natural!
She ruins the white lotus's act and kicks scumbags when they bark.
A clear stream in the world of crazies, a landslide in the world of reason.
Bai Xiaohei breaks down: "Host, you're going the wrong way~~~~"
