[Funny Daily Life] [Campus] [Multiple Female Leads]
Ye Xihuan has always relied on his childhood friend to be his "personal decision-making officer" because he can't make up his mind. But when he started college and had to register alone, his old problem struck again.
As he crouched in front of a convenience store freezer, agonizing over which of two bottles of water to choose, a mechanical voice exploded in his mind.
[Make your choice:
1. Hold up the dented bottle of mineral water and shout, "This is the holy water that descended into the mortal world!"
2. Claim you've come to register wearing the emperor's new clothes.]
Don't choose? Your head will split with pain, and you'll drop dead on the spot.
Choose? You'll die of embarrassment and have to transfer schools immediately.
Ye Xihuan gritted his teeth and picked option one. He intended to agree verbally without moving a muscle, but the System took control by force!
In full view of everyone, the aloof young man held up the bottle of mineral water and cried out, "Holy water!" with tears in his eyes.
Everyone in the convenience store fell silent for three seconds, then exchanged knowing looks.
He thought that was the height of social embarrassment, until he got to the registration office.
[Make your choice: Cling to the leg of the cool, stunning upperclasswoman in front of you and call her Mom, or ask a child to show you the way to the dorm.]
A wave of pain hit him. With a thud, he dropped to his knees and wrapped his arms precisely around the upperclasswoman's calf, pleading in a soft, sweet voice, "Mommy, take me to the dorm, please~"
The whole place fell silent.
Su Qingyan, the campus beauty famous for being an ice queen, had just been called Mom in public by a freshman?!
Everyone waited for security to drag him away. Instead, the upperclasswoman calmly pried his hands off, picked up his luggage, and said, "Come on."
Ye Xihuan: "?? Are you not mad, Senior?"
On his first day of college, "Holy Water Guy" and "The Freshman Who Called Her Mom" took over the campus forums.
