[Dual male leads + equally powerful leads + ensemble cast + golden finger + cultivation progression + saving the world]
Wei Tangtang swears he'll never swear again.
After being something other than human for several lifetimes in a row, Wei Tangtang thought he'd made peace with it. But fate told him he was getting ahead of himself...
Wei Tangtang: Hi, I'm Wei Yaoyao.
Wei Yaoyao: If you're Yaoyao, then who am I?
Wei Tangtang: All right, actually, I'm Huang Lijiu.
Huang Lijiu: ?
Not human from the start? And what do you do when someone tries to force you into becoming a concubine?
No problem. He's a treasure-hunting mouse!
Wei Tangtang: Time to use my talents! Look, a living, breathing golden finger!
The food is practically raw? (Just look at it, wriggling around!)
No problem. He's got a cheat!
Wei Tangtang: Come take a look! Pure technology, with all the extras! Eat it and it won't give you heartburn!
The people at the top look down on lowly little cats and mice?
Fine! He'll establish himself as a god down below!
Wei Tangtang: Call me a divine messenger, and I'll help you break through the cauldron with your physical body!
At some point, the once-carefree high races and divine clans all became swamped, afraid that the combination of mouse, cat, rabbit, human, and phoenix would wreak havoc from the heavens to the earth.
Huh? Why is it so quiet?
He looked back and realized: Oh no! His home had been robbed!
Using his personal charm (golden finger), Wei Tangtang successfully mooched blessings from all the different races! After getting blessed, he snatches cultivation techniques, enters clan territory, and conquers secret realms!
As the saying goes, what you think about by day, you dream about by night. So what does it mean if he dreams every night about rolling around with a rabbit?
Wei Tangtang swears they'll never be more than friends. He's human, and he doesn't accept interspecies romance.
Later...
Wei Tangtang: I hear a rabbit's tail can grow longer...
Someone: Want to see? What will you trade for it?
