Investiture of the Gods: Don't Pick Up Ginseng by the Road

An arrogant, hot-tempered lotus spirit boy x a lively, sunny ginseng spirit girl

Can Lingzi, a ginseng spirit sunbathing deep in the mountains, never dreamed she'd be yanked out of the earth, roots and all.

The boy who pulled her out had brows like ink paintings and lips as red as rouge, dressed in scarlet and impossibly wild.

At first, the haughty Crown Prince of the Lotus Kingdom thought the newly transformed little ginseng was stupid and ate too much.

Nezha: "Go pour me some water. Mortals who take human form have to serve an immortal lord. Don't you know the rules?"

Can Lingzi (nodding blankly): "Oh, okay, Immortal Lord!"

Later, after stumbling through life in the human world, the little ginseng finally figured it out.

This scoundrel was no respectable immortal. He was a violent brute who loved skipping out on restaurant bills and deserved a good thrashing!

Can Lingzi angrily plucked a ginseng leaf from her head. "Nezha! Bring it on!"

Nezha: "...?? Put down the Universe Ring!"

Jiang Ziya, who had descended the mountain to undergo a trial, had been tearing his hair out lately.

His wife in the mortal world scolded him every day for being useless, and every one of his fellow disciples in the Chan Sect was a stubborn rebel.

Worst of all, every morning Nezha and Can Lingzi would grab him by the beard and demand, "Uncle-Master, settle this for us. Which one of us is in the wrong today?"

Jiang Ziya (clutching his chest and trembling): "Kunlun Mountain... I want to go back to Kunlun Mountain!"

[Bonus Scene]

One day, Yang Jian, Huang Tianhua, and Lei Zhenzi agreed to go fishing by the stream in Xiqi the following day.

As luck would have it, the young couple had another quarrel. Can Lingzi planted her hands on her hips. "Who are you going with tomorrow?!"

Nezha narrowed his phoenix eyes and sneered. "Who are you choosing?"

The three generals of Xiqi froze in place. Just destroy the world already. When a married couple fights, which one of them gets the friends?